Grand old Harry
He didn't have 10,000 men or march up any hills


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( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

That was about the battle of Wakefield
Was starting a new kind of Tennis Court layout system
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

he marched up to the top of the hill,
got a blister and had to be airlifted down.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

To be fair to him
He did want to go and it kind does make sense that he shouldn't. The big wimp! :)
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

i wonder if he got the same treatment pile did in full metal jacket..

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

I read that as
"I wonder if he got the same pile treatment in full metal jacket.." :)
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

you can't really expect him to go to battle
after every tabliod prints his whereabouts

our press has such a strange self destructing attitude
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

yes i can.
he joined the army. he's a soilder.
if he dosen't soilder he was a waste of money.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

he's a waste of money anyway
he could at least go and waste it somewhere where he might not come back
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Like Boujis?

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

a waste he may be
but his family bring in millions in spent tourist pennys
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

ahem
soldier.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Maybe he's a soilder too
Maybe that's why they didn't want him...
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 24 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

quiet you!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Nothing compared to some of the other
army wasted costs though...the cost of human lives.


/seriouspointblog
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

wasted?
you can't have a war without deaths
and compared to 100 years ago, we don't do to bad for casualties these days

Plus, they do sort of warn you before you join...
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

What you mean like Friendly fire deaths?
Or deaths without the right equipment? that sort of thing not a waste of life then.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

name me a nice war then
where no-one died
and everyone had the right equipment

how many men died in the first world war
from disease, lack of medical aid and the fact
that tactics of the day consisted of, ENEMY! CHARGE!

dropping bombs on civilians is more of a waste
if you're in the army, be prepared to be shot at

and the tabloids telling the enemy where our "prince" will be stationed
is not a good idea, for as much as he's no better
than the common man, to the enemy his death is worth
a thousand regular troops
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

I'm sure there was only two casualties in the War of the Roses.
But I think it may also have signified the death of Danny De Vito's career.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!
:P

you could be right there
i stand corrected
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Has he been sunbathing and fell asleep?

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

He might have
at some point in his life. I don't follow him round all the time.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:16, archived)