I didn't believe this...
My sister asked me to print a document this morning. Fair enough I thought, being that it's coursework season for all schools.

About halfway through the print cycle, when the first page started to appear, I then spotted something that has kept me chuckling for the best part of the morning.



Her teachers name is twinned with goatse.
All you people at South Wirral High School on the wirral this morning, hang your heads in shame (or horror).
(ChrisDW Headshot? Pfft, Hax, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

text in a picture.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

nasty looking font, too

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

his back side isn't too bad
/bareable
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

he bared his backside to you?
o_O
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

in exchange for a bear hug

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

rare bug

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

or a picture of text.

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

we could be heroes
just for one day
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

Fuck that
I don't want to be a hero
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

we don't need another hero

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

No more heroes anymore

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

i need a hero!!!

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

search for the hero inside yourself!

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmONE NIGHT!!

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

why do I always read that lyric in the voice of Harry Hill these days?

( The Great Architect, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

that's exactly how i was typing it
:D
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

There's a hero If you look inside your heart

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hero, hero, who's your lady friend?

( The Great Architect, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

hero!
is it me you're looking for?
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

Hero Dolly!

( The Great Architect, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

hey, who's your japanese friend?
:P
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

hero nly comes when he's on top*
*yes, i know it's "she"
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

you like to swap your genders

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

hey, free penis!

( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

Shame
I was holding out for one too
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

can you wait until the morning light?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

No I'm sorry
I've gone off already.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!
you got a hair trigger.

now clean that mess up.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

He's gotta be strong

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

ew
please don't hold it out like that
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

sorry
*rolls it back up*
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

i aint going out like that
i aint going out like that
i aint going out
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

billy, don't be a hero!

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

Exept you.
Unless your power is to magically create hat missiles. in which case you can join
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

super

( connor, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

thanks for aaaaaskeeng!

( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

pffft

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

im bringing 'super' back
y'all motherfuckers dont know how to act
( connor, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

When is the next heroes out?
And lost for that matter.
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

'Ning
And very soon 'Noon
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

'lo buddy
have you got a template for the shirt? I quickly scrawled one and it looked a bit wonkey
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

I've been using the one from 'Wave One'
Stick it in fireworks and trace over the outline.

Choose any name for the club that fits your design. Tom want to go with a piratey theme...
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Pirates?
Gay. Everybody wants to be pirates these days.
How about ninjas?
dragons ftw
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

dragon ninjas.

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

YES!

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

Just watched the last episode of the season two nights ago
Not sure when the next series starts, but i can't wait

*disapears back into the lurk like a ninja assasin*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

Series 3
ends on Sky on Sunday.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

sorry ment Heroes
Don't follow lost, started to bore me after the 7th episode.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

Heroes S1 has just finished in the States
doesn't look like any kind of coursework to me.
( mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

yea, but when does S2 start?

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

lol, you're patient
september/october, at a guess
( mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:59, archived)

my french teacher was mr. Tubgirl
and my PE teacher was Mr Hai2u.com

so nerr
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

My headmaster was called
Dr Lemon Party. He lived up to it too.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

Mrs. Meatspin was mine
:(
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

I bet she teaches physics
"as we can see, the frequency of rotation increases as we provide more thrust. Now everybody pair up..."
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

I had a...
Mrs Noehighzanderdin beat that!

and I knew a guy called 'Arif Wazere'
( The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

Makoleeg jasfahted and lefse roum-debastehd

( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

Ahhh
Thats the amusing airport tanoy thingymajig
( The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

yup

( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

I had a Mrs. Lemonpartee for arts class

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

mop it up boyo

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

me being away from the board for two days made my reply reflexes go to poo


meh
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

I had a physics teacher called
Mr. IhaveabigsmellywillythatsmellsofcheeseandI'manidiotthathassexwithdogs.

As you can imagine the children couldn't think of anythign rude that rythmed with his name.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

I had him too
did you go to Max High?
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

why?

(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

damnit
i thought you were talking about south wirral hs on the isle of skye.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:52, archived)