The poor squinaill's
food pouch


meant the French hunted it to extinction for its unique nutty flavour.
Whoopsy, hit post message way too early, first time

From the Extinct! challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)

You
silly chicken.
A woosome picture.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

I thought
I'd build some suspense before posting properly.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

I heard
the distant drum roll.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

My
thanks
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

fred jack
Morning all, I'm sitting next to the dullest girl in the world who keeps talking at me. I keep zoning out and just nodding indiscriminately (probably in all the wrong places). Help me.
On a nicer note I saw Counting Crows last night and they fucking rocked.
( Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

I
Counted crows last night. It was shit.
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

how many
were there?
( stup0t, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Twelvty

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

arf!
:)
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

Morning,
I hate dull people, they allways seem to have a lot to say for themselves as well, bastards.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

She's a lovely person
just fucking fucking fucking, dull!
( Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

TAGS!

( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

You buggered those tags up.
Is she telling you about her weekend?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Yep
about chopping down a bush. It took her 5 hours and she took it down to the dump all by herself etc etc
Thankfully she has shut up now.
( Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

can't be that dull
we spend all week chopping on the baord!
( thebear is thebear, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

Quick banana
Close your bold tag!!!!! :)
( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

tell her your a jehovahs witness
and would she like to join in, in a prayer meeting
( thebear is thebear, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

Their cover
of Big Yellow Taxi is just plain fucking awful though.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

I like it
They did it with Joni Mitchel there too.
( Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)

Frankly,
like Brian May, she should learn to say no
(either that or be shot, which would be a waste of great talent, but worthwhile)
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

very
silly chicken!
that is realy woo!
have my other new woo yay!

thats it I'm all out of woos and yays for today.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

and faster than you can say trousers
the silly chickens hammered home like two arrows in a strongbow ad!
( thebear is thebear, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

classy
very classy
( Dr Drink, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

Cheers mate
Did you go on Saturday?
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

nope...... thankfully

( Dr Drink, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

I cheered up
slightly when the Sun said we played really well. But the Beeb are a bunch of cunts, advertising the game at the start of MOTD and then showing 1 min right at the end of the programme.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

Inside information
I was chatting to Williams cousin, apparently McCammon is the QUICKEST player at the club.
hahahahaha! Oh how I laughed.
( Dr Drink, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

...
!
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

I've eaten snails
it was like gritty chewy snot.

Nice!

Superlative picture ijon tichy!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

*beams with pride*
I liked snails when I had 'em (clearly drowned in garlic butter to hide the awful taste).
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)