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[challenge entry] The poor squinaill's
food pouch


meant the French hunted it to extinction for its unique nutty flavour.
Whoopsy, hit post message way too early, first time

From the Extinct! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
# You
silly chicken.
A woosome picture.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I thought
I'd build some suspense before posting properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I heard
the distant drum roll.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)
# My
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# fred jack
Morning all, I'm sitting next to the dullest girl in the world who keeps talking at me. I keep zoning out and just nodding indiscriminately (probably in all the wrong places). Help me.
On a nicer note I saw Counting Crows last night and they fucking rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I
Counted crows last night. It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# how many
were there?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Twelvty
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Morning,
I hate dull people, they allways seem to have a lot to say for themselves as well, bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# She's a lovely person
just fucking fucking fucking, dull!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# TAGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# You buggered those tags up.
Is she telling you about her weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Yep
about chopping down a bush. It took her 5 hours and she took it down to the dump all by herself etc etc
Thankfully she has shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# can't be that dull
we spend all week chopping on the baord!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Quick banana
Close your bold tag!!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# tell her your a jehovahs witness
and would she like to join in, in a prayer meeting
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Their cover
of Big Yellow Taxi is just plain fucking awful though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I like it
They did it with Joni Mitchel there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Frankly,
like Brian May, she should learn to say no
(either that or be shot, which would be a waste of great talent, but worthwhile)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# very
silly chicken!
that is realy woo!
have my other new woo yay!

thats it I'm all out of woos and yays for today.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# and faster than you can say trousers
the silly chickens hammered home like two arrows in a strongbow ad!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# classy
very classy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Cheers mate
Did you go on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# nope...... thankfully
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# I cheered up
slightly when the Sun said we played really well. But the Beeb are a bunch of cunts, advertising the game at the start of MOTD and then showing 1 min right at the end of the programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Inside information
I was chatting to Williams cousin, apparently McCammon is the QUICKEST player at the club.
hahahahaha! Oh how I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# ...
!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I've eaten snails
it was like gritty chewy snot.

Nice!

Superlative picture ijon tichy!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# *beams with pride*
I liked snails when I had 'em (clearly drowned in garlic butter to hide the awful taste).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)