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( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

hahah
doh...
(jammietarts ..., Thu 31 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

your buttons are inverted.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

does that effect lactation?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

lets find out...
*milks*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

they say it doesn't
but statistics shaw that many women have problems breast feeding.

don't get me wrong, i'm all for breast feeding, but i dislike the government stance on forcing it down your throat. i found that one thing that wasn't covered in anti natal classes was bottle feeding, and how to correctly sterilise bottles and use formula.

the NCT give no advise on this either. I think that ALL information should be given for people to make informed choices, rather then the current stance of 'breast is best' back peddling that the government is doing after years of promoting formula.

of course 'breast is best' fool, but for some people there might be physical or psychological barriers preventing it.

dammit, you made me rant, must calm down.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Pfft!
"forcing it down your throat"
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

I am a lady (most days)...
who has found her self in the up-the-duff-motherly way and is starting to lose her balance due to the increasingness of her bossoms. I was told by my mummy that breast feeding makes them shrink, and as I am not a spice girl and cannot afford surgery straight after popping out my city named child I am all for shoving it down me lilluns throat. I find your news distressing, I won't be able to even reach my child let alone feed it. Though, it is possible my mum is lying to me for a laugh, she had me convinced for years that Bugs Bunny introduced the carrot to England, almost failed my A levels because of that one.
(Puckish, Thu 31 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

¿ʎ⌉ɹ o
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

boobies!
*bDoing!*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

How did you make the buttons 6, 8, 9 and 0 invert?

( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

hahahaha
I bet you did it the long way around as well, didn't you... and did the calcs!
( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

well in terms of lack of quality and hummus it
fits in with the rest of the board this morning
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

hee hee
13844502
*
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( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

i can't believe that i of all people
didn't do that first...
( new_matt, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

squirt?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

*gushes*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

'Ning sir :)
*cups*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

there can never be enough 5318008
or 58008 either www.b3ta.com/board/7240174
( OneOfSome, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

d'oh!
I thought I'd got in with it first!

Just need 55318008 and we've got the set.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

55378008 shirley?

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

not forgetting
5537637
710 77345
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

53045

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:14, archived)

Omg, i never knew that one
I feel shamed
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

God that one's lame.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

:D

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

you are a girl
aicmfp

:)
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Thu 31 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

530453080

( davew27, Thu 31 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

pfft!
'ning all!
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

oom umop aspidn

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:30, archived)