I am a lady (most days)...
who has found her self in the up-the-duff-motherly way and is starting to lose her balance due to the increasingness of her bossoms. I was told by my mummy that breast feeding makes them shrink, and as I am not a spice girl and cannot afford surgery straight after popping out my city named child I am all for shoving it down me lilluns throat. I find your news distressing, I won't be able to even reach my child let alone feed it. Though, it is possible my mum is lying to me for a laugh, she had me convinced for years that Bugs Bunny introduced the carrot to England, almost failed my A levels because of that one.
(Puckish, Thu 31 May 2007, 11:24, archived)