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( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

tis funny!

Does this count???

Edit: I see like me, you have upgraded to Vista, do you also think that it is a pile of carp?
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 31 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

It's a bit hit and miss - I am finding it a lot more stable than previous versions of Windows, but driver support is still lagging awfully.
Also the EUC or whatever is fucking annoying - YES, I DO DEFINITELY WANT TO OPEN THIS FILE. STOP DARKENING THE WINDOW AND MAKING ME CLICK THINGS.
( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

the price you pay for converting early

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

It came pre-installed on my shiny new monster of a PC :)

( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

oooooo! ark at posh bollocks!!
*goes home to an unworkable PC riddled with nasty viruses*

:(
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

I have the best computer ever
Because:
A) It works
B) It does what I want
( davew27, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

very true!
I am glad someone thinks so.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 31 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

Do you mean :
A) It came with MSPAINT
B) It allows you to download images of cars

;)
( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

nah
I smell a *nix acolyte
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

I've tried both sides of the geeky argument
and one way or another, I don't see what the fuss is about. They're all pretty much the same.

*ducks*
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

to be honest
I've worked in IT for over a decade now -
I'm surprised anyone can summon the energy to give a shit
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

Aye
that's what I meant.

But I'm a programmer so I have to come into contact with a wide range of uber-geeks, and they all seem to love hotly debating something that doesn't really matter to anyone with either:-

a) a life
b) a grip on reality

Sorry.. just venting :)
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

yeah ^this

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

you qualified at the age of 12!!?
you super genius you

/suck up
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

a what?

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

*envelops*
don't worry your pretty little head about it, hatster!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

*snuggles in*
*snoozes*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

No, I mean
A) It rarely crashes (Unusual for a computer running windows)
B) It can run Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
( davew27, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

ahhh!
you have a microsoft Xbox
AICMFPs

:P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

I wouldn't touch one with a bargepole

( davew27, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

My poor old computer was constantly crashing, and could barely run notepad :(

( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

my PC has no start up DLL files
and the "C" label has been removed from my hard drive's directory

*fears he may lose 4 years of un-archived digi photos*
:(
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

yeah
XP is good.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 31 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

ah yes, the dreaded UAC
I have disabled that.

What version are you using? I have Ultimate 64.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 31 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

I am using the bog standard home premium

( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

ah
trust me, there is nothing in Ultimate worth paying the extra for.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 31 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

thats reassuring
*saves something like 60 quid*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Ha
that's great
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

up down
( davew27, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

One day they'll make a computer out of a Ford Escort engine.

( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

yeah
but then Labour will want to tax us for using it!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 31 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

I'd rather make a car out of a Ford Escort engine myself

( davew27, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

That's madness! You'd never fit inside!

( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

you could sit on top of it
that would be amusing!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 31 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

Haha, clevar!

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

i was listening to
treasure island dizzy bats bats bats in the park today. whammo.
( connor, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

have you heard about the bat?
eats your goat and then your cat
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

Ha!
French Bread!
( oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

FRENCH BRED!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
one of my fave songs ever!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

SFA FTW IMHO OK?
( oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

SUPER! SUPER!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

Hooray :D
I have 'writers block' at the moment - I think that it is because I want a theramin though.
( Leningrad, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

wow
I have 'writers block' and i've always wanted a theramin!

i think may be onto something here ....
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

Me too!
We should collaborate on a novel then form a band.
( Afinkawan, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Oh hang on
it might be 'wankers cramp' I have ... I always get those two mixed up
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

i suffer from tennis elbow....
:P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 13:19, archived)