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Hot Potatoes software

From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(Abuscruffy, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

*hasn't seen the Fear in ages*
Cock pales in comparison.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

"cock paleing"
a serious medical condition
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

*goes and gets a laccy band*
hold still
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

the hold part sounds fun
but still, nah not so fun
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

You can either allow me to do this
Or wake up in Lithuania chained to a tractor. With this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

you know
that's quite similar to my worst fears

to wake up in a field, with a sore arse

with my blurred vision slowly making out the sign

"MURMANSK 50Km"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

hmm
www.b3ta.com/board/7242084
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

I never said I was in lithuania
infact

I don't think anyone is in lithuania
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

*rubs self with Daily Mail*
No! They're all over here, nicking our jobs and wives and golf clubs.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and deny my sexuality and buy some new chinos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

can you get some for me?
I like the ones with a gay man's arse already pressed against the open fly.

erm...
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

indeed
you said Murmansk 50km and that's definately a non-lithuania comment. I retract my link.

does the phrase "retract my link" seem dirty to anyone else?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

dirty?
no

morally ambiguous?

Perhaps, perhaps.
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

I'm 1/4 Lithuanian and I find that offensive to my people.
Apologise with money and/or tea!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

or goats

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

goats on boats
eating toats
purhased from stoats
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

*checks international apology law*
this would indeed be acceptable
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

I would use only the medium
of boat!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

Easy tiger
Don't get your headscarf in a twist.

*runs*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

*twists headscarf into traditional weapon*
*chases*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

oh my god!
a twistscarf!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

*whips*
Why am I in a boy's shower room?

*covers eyes*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

you are returning the camera?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

I are certainly not.
*covets*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

nowt like a good hard covet
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

perve
haha, slightly related. A guy from my school who used to work at a swimming pool was recently arrested for taking mobile phone pictures through a little hole in the wall of ladies getting changed. He used to bully me too.

Yes. I hope he hangs.*

* - he may not hang.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

to the left or the right?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

!?
"apologies, you are already damp"?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

haha
"Excuse me, are you already damp?"

but close.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

also: 'official translation' of Lith national anthem.
Lithuania, our homeland,
Land of heroes!
Let your sons draw their strength
From our past experience.

Let your children always follow
Only roads of virtue,
May your own, mankind’s well-being
Be the goals they work for.

May the sun above our land
Bannish darkening clouds around
Light and truth all along
Guide our steps forever.

May the love of Lithuania
Brightly burn in our hearts.
For the sake this land
Let unity blossom.

Verse 1, lines 3 and 4 make it for me.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

*swore that said be the goats they work for*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

*salutes*
'ning captain.
i can't think or type as fast as you ma'am!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

;-)
I am pretty damn amazing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

*looks around*`
*nods*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

*poses*
I'm posing in a big arms wide jazz hands sort of way, just so you know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

'ello my lovely
how's it going?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

*hacks*
I got COLD! Nasty big icky one. Glands like beachballs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

pfft
I have that problem too
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

mammaries?
mmm, now there's a thought.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

mammary glands the size of beachballs!?
mmmmmmmmm mammary
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

Captain on deck! 'ning

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

Yaaaaaaaay
Lovely Fear.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

afternings skipper!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

You work in education!
AICMFP

I hate Hot potatoes
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

*blows on potatoes*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

hmm, potatoes
I'm quite pondering of potatoes, with a bit gravy , some yorkshire pudding, a few meats, couple of veg, maybe a leg of horse, and a 1976 vauxhall viva all stuffed into the microwave then thrown into the sea
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

Are you trying that "lose weight by shitting"
like that other fella?
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

hmm, I could shit myself inside out
sounds like fun!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

ohhh
thats sound great!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

and of no nutritional value
so it's great for kids!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

haha
as long as they're roasted, salted and peppered, perhaps some basil, with a side order of chips, and some mash, with cheese and perhaps a large sausage sticking out of it, wearing chainmail and laughing.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

indeed
a heavily armoured amused sausage is the finest addition to any meal
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

*blows on YOUR potatoes*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

*giggles*
now, can we discuss the croquette?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

*fetches mallet*
oh
that croquette!!

*devours*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

OI!
how dare you call me a scrote!
i'm i dick-head if you please.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

*spangs*
*smooshes*

gosh i'm all mixed up now
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

*spooshes*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

*wipes chin*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

sounds messy

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

haha yes
jus pleasing Debbilgrrrl, she seems a bit frisky today.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

Cripes! Rumbled!
Well, making up stuff for compos puts off having to do the marking.
(Abuscruffy, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

there just isn't enough teh fear these days.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

yay! you win a prize!
but what kind of prize?




( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

www.wildlifebritain.com/stoatorweasel.php

Generally stoats are chunkier
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

the difference
is clearly, science
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

erm...
spelt differently?
(Puckish, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

one's weasaly recognised, the other's stoatally different?
/or summat
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

yes
weasels are weasely recognised and stoats are stoatally different
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

actually, oddly enough
it's the other way 'round.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

oh ferret it.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

Stoats are bigger
And they're more of a chestnut brown whereas weasels are a more russet-brown. Stoats have a black tufty tip on the end of their tail, and weasels don't. Weasels also don't have an ermine coat in winter, but stoats do - and their black tail tips are what makes the black dots in ermine trims. gross.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

I like a good stoats/boats/toats vote.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

indeed
best of all votes

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

you forgot Poland!
I mean TOAP (Text On A Pic)
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

oh my god!!!
I forgot polands!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

Don't be a fool
No one would want to win that
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

it's always that answer, innit?
arf!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:58, archived)