Even the Ascii world is not safe


From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(PunkBuster, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

and the bum-raping commences in 3... 2... 1...

( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Not even going there.
Adblock is my friend. I don't know how they have the nerve.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

hehe, 'noon fella
I must admit, it seems to be all a bit 'samey' the compo this week
( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

'noon chap
yes. The compo was late last night ( midnight ) and I was off painting. Came back whilst having a brew and a rest and it was up. I nearly died thinking of all the ascii generated stuff and excel cocks there would be. I'm not sure how Fraser realises a bad compo that people can make 50+images a day for ruins the board fo the week. No point posting anything till the weekend as it's only around 30 seconds.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Lovely, well done.
...but its not really ascii or at least not true ascii.

or am I talking big hairy balls?

edit: sod the big hairy balls that's cocking massive. FAIL!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

what's your obssession with balls today about?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

I don't know
But they're super fun to watch!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

*newtons cradles*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Watch?
They don't really do much.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

You've never played the hot and cold game obviously.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

big balls
no balls
big balls
no balls

that game?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

That game does not appeal
There are too many variables that could lead to injury, scalding or frostbite of the nuts.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

hahaha

*made me lol*
( prodigy69 on drink, painkillers and missing a tooth, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

You'd be surprised
*pities straight men* you'll never get to stare at a pair of balls... its unreal!

edit: even sober they are very peculiar to watch
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

erm...
why were you staring at someones balls?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

To be honest, if you stare at anything while stoned you'd think its unreal

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

^this
*watches hypnotic crawling weirdness*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Does it not work staring at your own whilst stoned?

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

I'm a girl so I wouldn't know
but you'd need to have no spine to get the right angle
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

Oh yeah, sorry CW.
*tries whilst at work & gets strange looks*
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

Even the Ascii world b3ta is not safe from 300+k jpegs

O_o
(spartacus_mills, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

Not ascii
Not small in any which way.

Not not fail.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

try again

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 31 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

loaded slower than a thalidomide sniper

( prodigy69 on drink, painkillers and missing a tooth, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

hahaha
that made me laugh so much the first time i heard it!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

I love this comment popping up
it always makes me chortle heartily
( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( Afinkawan, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

:D
Thats is the best thing I've ever heard/seen/read. Ever.
(spartacus_mills, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell that's wrong
( mofaha, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

yet so right! :)

( prodigy69 on drink, painkillers and missing a tooth, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

if you read
stripper instead of sniper this comment is a bit weird....
(prostheses, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

No matter how many times I hear that one
it still makes me laugh : )
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

300k, nice
how about editing it closer to the suggested 50k?
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
you sound very constructive and calm, but I can hear the clenched teeth from here :)
( mofaha, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

grinding... Always grinding....

( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

I've given up being annoyed for other people
my uncapped broadband has always survived, it's just the whole "not playing by the rules" that used to irritate me, but now I have finally come to terms with the fact that the world is full of inconsiderate and self centred cretins.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

welcome to B3ta :)
I've been there too, soldier
( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

I came to that conclusion years ago
now all I need is a baseball bat

and yay!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

he's been the voice of reason
for some time now and I admire his pluck. I'm happy to help people who make a genuine mistake but I'm having to hold off the keyboard this last 18 hours.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

bash it! bash it hard and let the world feel the cut of your jib


or something
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

May I suggest a profile badge for us grumpy old men?
solidarity, brothers!
( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

Indeed you may
that's a smashing idea. I shall get right on it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

oooh the B3ta Old Age Pension3r Society
BOAP!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

"Talking bout my generation"...
can't wait for the album....

I can't get no... Sanatogen
Grandad's Got a Brand New Bag
We're All Going On A Saga Holiday
Stairlift to Heaven
Staying Alive
You're So Varicose Vein
I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
The Green, Green Grass Of I'm Not Going In A Home
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of Wool
Playing Bridge With My Troubled Waters

and

Memories Are Made Of...Urm... err.... ar.... ermmm...
( The Great Architect, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

fucking hell
that a bit large.

can you link it please ar make it smaller.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Using a bit of software designed for making pictures, to make a picture for the compo to make pictures using software NOT meant for making pictures...
bindun.
( Afinkawan, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

I think this compo is specifically designed to irritate me

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

me everyone on b3ta
( davew27, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

There's been some good stuff
But there's also been a lot of people too stupid to realise that a piece of software designed to make pictures, actually counts as a piece of software designed to make pictures.
( Afinkawan, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

and a lot of ascii repetetiveness

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

That's what I meant
Run a picture through an ascii art generator and post it in a compo where you're supposed to be using programs which aren't meant to generate pictures.

If all of them were generating it by hand, like Prod down there, you could at least be impressed by the technical skill and woo their pics.
( Afinkawan, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

ah, sorry, I was giving some of the people the benefit
of the doubt that they'd actually created it themselves.


Silly me :)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

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well, it might be big, but it IS good... *click*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

Well
The comp this week is winding me up sorry for the large size lol.. yeah its not really ascii and its not really art, nor is it small.. however its something i made at the office not using photoshop :P
(PunkBuster, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Well done
it will be great if we ever have a fake ascii not done in photoshop compo.
( Afinkawan, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

why not thumbnail it?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

NO! NooOOOooo!
never mind...*clicks*
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

lol
:'(
(PunkBuster, Thu 31 May 2007, 17:02, archived)