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[challenge entry] They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
 


LIFE IS GOOD.
 

From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)
# It's nice to see you haven't
made a big deal out of his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)
# But it's sooooo silky.

(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Oh, I'd never do such a thing.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Tēnā koutou katoa!
edit: Ah! I see.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)
# He mihi nui ki a koe hoki.
 
*hongi*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)
# I wish I knew,
I wish I knew
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Warm greetings to you, too.
 
*press noses*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
# *wibble*

(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# MOR - - - ONS?
i don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Art Garfunkel, in his office, being stalked by Paul Simon.
 
Song: 'Take Stuff From Work' by King Missile.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I had a performance review yesterday, pats on the back all round.
 
No mention of my spending 90% of the week on the internets, nor even of my half-hour tea-breaks.
In fact, I've been asked to design a course for staff on emerging internet technologies.

BUWAHHHAHHAHHHAHAHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
# How is the New Zealand economy ever going to grow
while you spend all your time on the net?
I mean, how many more Lord of the Rings books can JK Rowling turn into films?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Well, with our import-export balance we're kinda fucked anyway.
 
The only solution is to LEGALISE POT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# No, the other one.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
#
Pol Pot's evil uncle:

(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Subtle. ;)
NITE
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Now, THAT was an image challenge..
 
www.b3ta.com/challenge/offensivein5k/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)
# POL POT

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)
# POL POT POL POT POL POT POL POT POL POT POL POT POL POT POL POT
 
*pogos*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:46, archived)
# glad that didn't go unnoticed :)

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I love the Dead Kennedys.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)
# gotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)
# I TOOK A WHOLE DESK FROM THE LAST PLACE I WORKED.
THEY NEVER NOTICED, AND IT LOOKS GREAT IN MY APARTMENT.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Is that why they read the news standing up
nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)
# No, that's because they caved in under pressure
from the Sophie Raworth Fanclub
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Nah, that's haemorrhoids.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# haemorrhoids?
you and your crazy new zealand words!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Just one of the things I never wish to experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:49, archived)
# name dropping for no real reason
I met Art Garfunkel's brother Jerome at a freeform jazz/performance art group called Friday Night Music - mostly Silicon Valley musicians who were also computer geeks:
www.jeromegarfunkel.com/profile.htm
(same place I met the infamous Brazz Snoblethrab )
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)
# SKIBIDEBEEBADABADOOBIDEEBOW! BOW! BOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# i get the news i need from the weather report
:)

although i dunno whether i actually like them or not as people
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)
# OOH-WAH, OOH-WAH, COOL COOL KITTY.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)
# EXCUSE!

plus i have no idea what's going on up there.
(Cakie capable runt, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 0:36, archived)