Poor Visio Collage anyone?


From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaye!

(Alexander Graham Smell, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

but.. .but...
just because you are rich and visio!

:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Oh no!
it's the turning point for the compo!
( Battle Camel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

Down hill...
...from here?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

surely it can't get any worse?

(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

Yes it can
and don't call me Shirley
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

It can go..
..further downhill?
(inigo Or is it? No, it is., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

but at the bottom of the hill
is the mine

are you suggesting it could go underground?
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

eh?
it can't turn any further downwards unless someone brings a shovel and starts digging.

Edit:// utter mindpiss, and I thought I was being tres clever there.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark
( Battle Camel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Eh?
I know what that is but what on earth does it have to do with yet another compo entry made with software that is used to make images?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

Ah
I misunderstood your "eh?"
( Battle Camel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

I hope this wins

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

Why thank you
I take it you mean the wooden sppon?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

I wish there was a wooden spoon to win

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha
This is awesome
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

What's visio?

( davew27, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

geek
data presentation software. Often used to create images with data representation in a way that a 3 year old can understand the pretty colours and the office will still function.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

For flowcharts and stuff

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

it's for WIVES, DAVE!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

Wasn't it on waterskis?

(Rogue Sausage, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Yep - you are right..
..damn! damn! damn!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

Shark: check
Bridge: check
Helicopter: FAIL

this'll never hold up in court

woo!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

"Your honour, I put it to the court that there is no helicopter in the image"
*bangs bangy thing* "Sentenced to 15 years hard bumming!"
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

gavel
(or pipe if you're faking it)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

I know it's a gavel
I choose to call it a bangy thing

as it's a better description

gavel's just a word

infact, words are just words, I eschew words!

fhdaoh eohq foh feoh ofeiqer n, qern !
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

that's no bridge
its a ramp
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

just work with me here

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

what's the pay rate?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

haha
Ayyyyy!
( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)