Its true!


From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

who cares
stop moaning
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

Amen brother

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

bindun

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

hi
buy me a pepsi?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

NOOOOOO! You're on drugs!
Normal people don't act that way!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

*looks over shoulder*
who me?

all i wanted was a pepsi
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

You're supposed to say
All I wanted was a pepsi
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

Meh
nobody knows Institutionalized any more
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

these "shit compo" posts are getting almost as tiresome as the cdc entries
*Edit* and thats not even a picture.
The compo isn't "Take a screenshot of something that K weasel couldn't care less about"

But rest assured if it was, you'd win.
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

What!?
I thought you cared less about me!

*runs off crying*
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Go on, run away
See if I care


='(
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

args

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

Make something good for the challenge, then.
Rather than just adding to the shit :(
( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

Aah, the voice of reason

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

I like programming jokes... which makes me very sad.
I thought it was quite good :)
( ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

its not really a joke though
Its a chunk of code that repeatedly outputs the words "shit compo"

Unless I've missed sommit crucial
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

That's not helpful.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

made worse by images like this, oh and by the way

the sooner people realise that there is no prize and it's just a test of their own creativity, the sooner we'll stop getting pointless, repetetive posts
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

haha
i've been thinking that for about four and a half years!
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

It's taken me a year to make this
:D
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

This is one of those things that as technically correct as it is
no one says 'you forgot to challenge your pic'

They say: COMPO IT! :D
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)

10 print "the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it"
20 goto 10

RUN

the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it
the compo is only as shit as the shit that you post for it

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Best bit of code ever.
I loved BASIC programming.
( Aenesis, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Takes me back...
BASIC, a programming language not made for actually programming something worthwile.
( RarelyEvil, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

My Darts program on the speccy was the best thing ever, you bastard.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

Shame about that boat that sank because of it tho
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

Lies
Alans taxi's in coventry still has its trunk radio system ran by a bbc master.
(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

that just sounds so powerfully 1980's
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)

Heh heh...
Super duper and All the True
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

In the early 80's our local TV store had an Atari 800 set up with a demo program running
At the beginning it prompted you for your name, then said "Hi (name)"

We spent too many rainy sad afternoons giggling at the computer saying "Hi shitface" "Hi bumbreath", etc.

Crowning glory was the time we made it say "Hi Fidelity, Hi"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

I did a program on a spectrum in a shop to show a dudes face onscreen
then some munter came along who thought he was super l33t started trying to add to it

ahhh, as the crappy line editor went ????? at him continually for he was crap, and knew not what to type

the twat

bet he's earning millions now

:(
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

Where's the rest of the output?
Eh?
( Rincewind, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

Well try using your brain to think up something good
and then post that instead, like wot some of us do.

www.b3ta.com/board/7245812
( Afinkawan, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)