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From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(songsforeveryone, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)

i love the legs

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)

took me fucking ages

(songsforeveryone, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)

i can imagine

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)

the news had hideous pictures of her
naked and unshaven on earlier today. It's just wrong, WRONG I tell you.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)

if you post the link here i'll annoy the shit out of you
=P
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)

Don't play Troll, son.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)

nah i'm just screwing with him
he knows that. nice guy really.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)

have I, at any point in our sour discourse
given you the impression that I like to be fucked with?
I've been sober all week and fairly pleasant. I will advise you now though that I am the best part of halfway into a case of Stella and I'm not a happy drunk.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

that's cos you drink stella
drink the guinness and you'll become a much happier drunk
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

or drink guinness and just feel dirty with every mouthful of the vile, overrated garbage

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

Though
you will shit a vulcanised rubber brick
( Shipman's Defribulator failing to play guitar on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

or tarmac at least.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)

only
after 10pints+
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

I've tried it*
and it really does taste like shit IMO.
It is too heavy and too bitter, although I will drink it in Ireland when we are there, it USED to be better then.
The only problem is when you drink as much as I do, drinking Guinness would have me leaving a black trail of sludge wherever I went.

* my dad had 11 pubs and I had 2, there is not much I have not tried
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

have you tried Jägermeister and Redbull?

its like drinking skittles (of the confectionery variety)
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)

not much of a
Jägermeister fan and have never tried it with red Bull but I am a serious vodka red bull whore in the pub when I can't fit any more lager in.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)

its a good alternative to the old V&RB

but with plenty of ice
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)

needs more
fatflaps
edit: great you're happy you're morbidly obese, doesn't mean we want to see you. fuck off and die, put some more weight on and it'll happen quicker

oh, and your music is shite
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)

harsh indeed.
but I'll agree on the music and the preaching of lifestyle choice. ( yeah right it's a choice, you'd give anything to fit in with all the other average girls, it's in the female psyche).

I have no issue with people who are large and I applaud diversity but as a guy in his forties who is currently just short of 13 stone but could easily be half as big again without making an effort to not be so I think her attitude is as bad as the fashion industries blatant promotion of anorexia.

fuck me, it's gonna be one of those nights for me. Await my Stella fuelled rants with glee/trepidation/a sock on your cock ( delete as neccessary)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

*runs away early*
night all.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

night fella

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)

i'm on your side man
the govts of both here and the US should do more to promote healthy living.
extremes are always bad, and she's a fucking extreme

are you still running a pub? if so how the fuck are you only 13 stone?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

No mate.
I'm long out of the pub game. Was only in it 5 years and was a monkey for Scottish and Newcastle. A deft deposit of my fist on my area manager's nose prevented any further advancement in that trade. My dad folowed not long after as the company ( and whole trade ) was going to shit and we went back into ship repair and ( on my side ) building refurb and construction. Good job really as I'd otherwise be skint, fat and verging on cardiac failure.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)

scottish newcastle/spirit
used my pub (just a barman but it's so far the only pub i've worked at) as security against a loan without telling the landlord, who'd run the pub for 20 years, under several different breweries.
he was a bit of a cunt though
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)

Seriously big high-five for you.
Adequate blame must be placed on the insufferable NME.
(Exploding. Plastic. Inevitable. failed to see the light on, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)