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(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)

tell me how

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)

now tell me why

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)

then tell me when

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)

who?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)

what?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

in the kitchen, at parties, with the wine box.

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)

Oh no!
They've cut off proffessor's plums and buried him in the library under iron bars!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)

fuck me, you are wierd
/chalks another one up for the stats board
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)

I'm not wierd
I'm big boned!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

+1
*titter*
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)

Does nobody sleep around here?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

I'm actually asleep
and using b3ta via a neural sleep interface
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

I'm not allowed.
I have to reply every time dingobeats does as he's secretly after my throne and I can't let him think me weak. Or mad, definitely not mad.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)

haha
I haven't even seen the stats page in about 3 weeks

I don't care about stats :D

laa laa laaa
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

I was seriously considering it a few minutes ago.
But then I hit F5...
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

a classic mistake

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)

when will you tell me

( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)

After I've had my breakfast
consisting off eggs, bacon, toats, eggs, toats, sausage, toats, eggs, bacon and beans
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

mmm lovely
toats
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

actually, I have all the ingredients for a fine quality breakfast
but most are in the freezer

so I guess I'll just have a small portion of salt on a saucer and dab a tomato into it
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)

i've got the horn for some bacon now
and I really should as she makes me eat like a monk on the books of Dior when she's home. But it might be cheese and crackers.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

tender porcine strips
on freshly buttered toats

and the butter is dribbling over the bacon and dripping out of the toats with bacon piquancy

yum
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:44, archived)

or blend all the frozen ingredients
into a healthy full english smoothie!
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)

I'd better fill up the fryer with lard
don't want to miss any potential calorific intake

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

then best put some wheetabix and sugar in there as well

( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)

man
after I've digested that lot I'll shit so hard I'll crack the planets mantle
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)

is that after you've cracked the crust ?
or before?
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)

the crust will disintegrate in the path of my mighty throbbing turd!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:03, archived)

I don't like Mondays

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

when you are walking along the road
and you are thinking happy thoughts
and a voice screams out shouting "SPOOON!!!!!!"
and you are impaled on the face with a FUCKING HUGE IRON SPOON
that's what happens.
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)

yay!!
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/cartoon1large.jpg

whoops.. may be a bit biggish.. linked
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)