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( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

word counts
this is not 1000 words

i demand the other 53% of my picture
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

ha!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

*unzips cock.doc*
I'll give you 53% of something else in a minute!
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

waahey
prepares
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)

Sorry I only read the first line
But I got the wooness of it.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

this^
line 3 words
( wjh31, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

I like horses?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

ilovehorses?
surely
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

we all love horses
and don't call me Shirley!

EDIT: And how would ilovehorses be three words?:)
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

cunningly concealed and hidden within one word. Like german spellings
that is just the way the website spells it in the URL and i aint about to argue with a group of wild angry horses.
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

What you do to make them angry?
Thy were sweetness and light when I left them!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)

only a small amount of rape
seems to really upset them these days
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

Fussy bastards.
There was a time when they'd beg for rape!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

I am grinning.
It is a nice relief from this infernal hangover.

Thanks.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

Have you tried drinking more?:P

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

I just had a nice cup of tea.
Does that count?
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

No!
try harder!

Sod hair of the dog, try dog of the pack:)
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

This^^^

( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

HAHA!
*clicks*

*relurks*
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sun 3 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)

pfft
love it! *clickety click*
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Sun 3 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)

nice work
woo
( Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)

Reading this makes me nostalgic for BBC Micro text adventures
TAKE CROISSANT
EAT CROISSANT
KILL SMUG BASTARD
( giant_squid, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)