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[challenge entry] Office desktop teh goatse :)

obvious blurring of logo required, so as I don't get totally fired :p

From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha!
'ning jeccy!
hows the baby?!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# she's awesome at the mo
she laughs at my impression of the staff at the local chinese :D

She's being entered into the local paper's "Best baby" comp too, should be fun :D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# you're like those parents you see in america that enter their kids in
endless pagents aren't you?!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# lol!
by the age of 5 she'd have exposed her minge and shaved her hair off :D
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *gasps*
hope she wins!!
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Nice blurrage
maybe now you'll only get half-fired
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I wish I worked for ThePissed8ThatAteLoadsOfSmokeAndThenCollapsed.

(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# which company is that?
I won't squeak since I'm not in the UK. Encrypting is allowed as long as a key is supplied.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# The Uma Thurman Face Company!
They have a company song:

Uma Thurman Face
Uma Thurman Face
Not like Hale and Pace
In the sliiiiighteeeeest
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# w-what?
no i don't gerrit, gerrit. that is your name, isn't it?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Haha, no!

(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# The company I work for
makes me have a robot as my desktop background. It's scary and I don't like it.

Also, they paid a big company to do their rebrand - and it is EXACTLY (right down to the desktop icons, intranet, business cards, mousemats) like the Poppets (little chocolatey sweets) website.

Hahaha. They spent about half a million quid and they were done over.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# wow
are they trying to get their money back?
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I don't think anyone high up knows
I think if they were told they wouldn't give a toss, either. It's a pretty crap company. I have a theory that the more staff you have the crapper you get to treat them.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# You work for the olympics committee?

(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# It's a worrying trend, this enforced wallpaper business
I might ask whether it's the policy next time I go for an interview. I reckon it says a lot about a company.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# That's virgin on the ridiculous

(, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)