Desktop teh evil!

hurrah! me baby's entering this particular compo!

From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

Erm

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

he's following a theme

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

not for long though
thank fuck :)
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

A Windows XP theme?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

don't poke your tongue out at me sonny jim!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

*stabs with needle instead*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

*SCREAMS!*
*needle phobic*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

Ah so that's why you have a problem with my piercings :D
I knew I'd find out one day
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!
you big gheyer, it's only a needle.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

it's the extraction of blood via a needle to be specific
i can take injections, it's nothing to do with pain

just had a nasty experience when i was 16 before
my "big op" and i've been the same ever since

and no, your piercings are nothing to do with that
either, that's more a jewelery thing for me, i don't even wear
a watch, i just don't like things hanging off me :)

although i like Thor hanging out the back of me :P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

I fainted when I had a blood test last year
I fucking hate needles, and openly admit I'm a complete coward.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

They don't exactly 'hang off me'.
Well, only one does.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

big op
what big op?
you one of them transgenders?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

haha!! yeah :) *chases*

i had my rib cage "opened" and a metal bar inserted when i was 16

when i was 17 i went back to have it removed after it had done its job
they opened me up from under the arm pit and whipped it out

i still got it at home somewhere
looks like a tyre lever
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

why in gods name did they put that in you?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

to correct something
*pseudo plastic surgery*
:P

that was 14 years ago
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

Pigeon chest?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

yes dear?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

:P
*pecks*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

haha, you love it you slag.

i actually don't mind the whole giving blood thing, i find it quite nice.

and its cheap to get pissed afterwards.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

Is that a pair
of those funny bouncy things you stick on alice bands?
( theonecynic couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

Deeley boppers.
Not to be confused with Cat Deeley's chesticles.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

cat deeleys chesticles could in no way be described as "boppers"
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

No, suppose not.
I like Cat Deeley, I have very fond memories of SMTV live. Ah, Wonky donkey, how I miss thee.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

Cat Deeley's chesticles
could be described as "unwanted".

Cat Deeley is horrible.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

I'm sorry, but I would.
In several ways.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

Yes, but you'd do the Beverley Sisters.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

*Googles*
*Spluffs*
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

^^ this
The Deeley is yums
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

oh aye, she's fucking hideous!
!?!?!?!?!?!?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

She's a Manc slapper.
I have no desire for Manc slappers.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

Isn't she from Birmingham?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

A Manc from Birmingham?

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

Brummie = even worse.
/poor recognition of accents blog
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

pfffffffft
i like her :P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

she's got a bit of a wonkey face.

and she's knock kneed.

but if i were to do her it'd be in this order.
Arse, Gob, Arse.

if i had any left in me i'd probably do arse again.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

/viz
referring, i believe, to gabrielle
( mictoboy, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

Coat-hanger jawed singing hexagon
Minnie Driver
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

or
"whoppers"
( theonecynic couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

ARG
(?)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

Argh teh fear
*hides*
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

this^
took me a while to get it though
( wjh31, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

what a headline!
"SEARCH TO FIND TOT FOR WINNER'S SLOT"
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

pffft!

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

*applies lube to daughter*
*waits*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

I like the headline
for the evening post: "WITHOUT MY EYES I WOULD BE NOTHING"
( theonecynic couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

Yeah, but you should see the guy who's saying it...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

The Residents!
i like the residents
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

is gary glitter released soon?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

there is a clause at the end that states your baby must have opposable thumbs
bloody welsh.

also the page seems to be spacking and it's hurting my eyes.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)