I feel sorry for the person who owns this phallus:
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From the Office Art challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

The ball on the left is enlarged...
cancer?
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

Possibly..
It would explain my sympathy.
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

That's sweet of you
but I'll stick with my sandwich and apple for lunch, if it's all the same
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

one always hangs lower then the other
that how you can tell whether you're left or right handed.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

You only need to look at your bollocks to see if you're left or right handed if you're a retard.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

your cock bends to the left if you are right-handed
and you started wanking at an early age.


apparently
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

Both true.
So I guess that's right.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

*chokes on coffee*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

surely whichever hand you use
to move your cock out of the way so you can see your balls should give you a clue?
( Afinkawan, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

Spongeballs Squareglans?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

are we playing with racing games today?

i prefer Live For Speed.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

i prefer Forza
*spends more time painting cars than racing*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

coincidentally thats exactly what drew my to LFS...
...the ability to do your own car skins.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

i'm so sad
i spent 3 hours making a Saab look like a volvo police car
and drawing comedy spunk bubbles all over my porsche
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

i just stuck to doing the Mad Max skins

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

I like Juiced
I realise how sad that is.

Oh, and burnout is good too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

burnout is cool
as long as the first thing you do after purchasing the game
is to switch off the annoying yank surfer dude DJ
*strangles*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

Agreed..
Burnout was awful on the psp though, its like straight.. straight..oh look theres a cornerCRASH!!

In other words you may as well be driving in fog.
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

I bought a 360 with my redundancy pay
to while away the unemployed hours

I'm loving PGR3
( 4dam party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

I wish I had one of them :-(
We will soon, manwife's getting one free with his new phone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

They've never appealed to me before
But it was a shit load cheaper than the PS3

It's braw
( 4dam party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

I got one the other week
and it's pretty flippin spanky good.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Gears of War is fucking ace

( 4dam party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

yes, this^

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

Any of you cunts on xbox live?
I'm fourdam if anyone wants to be my geek friend
( 4dam party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

aye, gamertag in profile.
i don't play online much.

i think the neville & jam master geordie are on live, probably loads more
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

they took out the ability to do the best bit though!!!
Cat and Mouse
where we used to split into teams of two
one in a super car, one in a mini

first team's mini over the finish line at nurburg was winner
much pushtastic fun in a mini doing 190mph with a koinigisigigizizigigiah up your arse

i'll be getting one when Halo3 eventually gets a release
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Cat and mouse is in the multiplayer
Haven't had a chance to play online due to shit internets, but it looks like their working

Downloaded Halo 3 Beta last night
( 4dam party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

oh! i didn't think there were any minis in the new one!
cool!

Halo3 looks amazing
they take it back at the end of the week though
the original is the only reason i bought an xbox in the first place
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

that looks like
the Mad Max police car - woo!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)