if gingers ruled the world
they would finally get laid haha

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

( The_Fiend, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)

I've laid many a ginger
your comment makes no sense
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)

do they really have ginger pubes?

( wjh31, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)

No.
They have technicolour pubes.

what colour pubes do you think they'd fucking have?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)

well i have a ginger beard
but the rest of me is brown, so you never know...
( wjh31, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)

Ditto.
It's really fucking annoying.
I dye it on a weekly basis, to my shame.

*realises that he's going to be the butt of ginger jokes now*
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)

*points*
*laughs*

etc.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)

hahaha
no it just makes you prettier
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)

Ginger on a goth is not cool.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)

hahaha yes
i just meant the fact you colour it make you prettier.

in an awww "hug the lovely dyed beard goth" sense.

*awws and hugs* :D
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)

I will eventually come to a b3ta bash
and just to spite everyone I'm going with a full mohawk, my bondage skirt, my bulletproof jacket and fuck off big spiky boots.
And too much black makeup.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

i will eventually come to a b3ta bash and give you a big smoosh

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7264947
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)

I'm not going to take my eyes off my drink
so you can leave the rohypnol at home.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)

Does this hankerchief smell of chloroform to you?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

*sniffs*
*comes to*

*sits gingerly*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)

I have to go to that bash.
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

and you will still not be the
biggest weirdo in the pub.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

Hah
you're probably right about that ;)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

I find that the jokes only ever
happen on the internet. People don't tend to take the piss out of us gingers in person due to the fact that 99% of us are psychotic mentalists. It's only science and vitamin D.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)

ginger
down below
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)

Some
some of them have none!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)

mmmm...slippy!

( Mstandot, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)

i think he's probably a virgin who is jealous of us gingers' sexual prowess

( mictoboy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)

I also have laid one or two
gingers make nice girls sometimes.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)

Yes, yed they do

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)

*comes*
are they all micto?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)

yes
the fuck
( mictoboy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)

there's one where you look quite sexy
*fwaps*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

just one?
*huffs*
( mictoboy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)

the rest of them you look like a bit of a tranny

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)

Clydebank docks
hooker?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)

it was a short film
i was dressed up like that by a 'friend'
got nicely pissed though, so the evening wasn't wasted
( mictoboy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

my missus is
i just needed writing for the pic lol
( The_Fiend, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)

I haven't and wish I had

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)

That's funny
I have and I wish I hadn't
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)

Yeah but you're in Scotland
It's like shooting fish in a barrel:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)

This is true
sexy sexy mental as fuck fish.
if only they wern't so fucking mad i'd stay with one.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)

^this
*slavers and claps*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)

I had experience of a ginger girl once
and indeed, was like a barrel that smelled of fish.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)

And you still have the barrel:)

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)

Like an anchovies cunt.
Like my father always said: Rusty roof? Dirty gutter.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)

haha dads are ace

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)

hahahahaha
it's funny because it's true. the last ginger i was intimate with strongly smelled of tuna as soon as the pants came off.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)

Why was your cat
wearing pants ?
(doogle i've got maddy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

ewwww

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)

and itching

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)

I thought it was only the ginger guys that statistically had a 304% less chance of getting laid?
'ningles nighty nod nod ppl.

I think the very fact that I typed 'ningles nighty nod nod means I should have gone a while back.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)

haha night night
I'm off too

g'night all!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)

you should have switched sexuality a while back
night night xxx
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)

Can't be arsed
I lost the remote down the sofa somewhere.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)

nite ghosty!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)

nah nites river ghost
:D
( The_Fiend, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)