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From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

are those buzz light years teeth?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

if you can play them like a xylophone
then then answer is maybe
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

Your username
is awesome
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

^^this
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

*checks front page*
Ah, a simply colour in someone's hair chalenge, what a jolly wheeze.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)

Pretty much.
There have been some interesting additions though.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

If the world was ginger
I wouldn't have to spend 5 hours dying my hair with heavy herby stuff- so I wouldn't have to spend 5 hours in a tesco carrier bag hat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

Don't you think it has the texture, colour, temperature and indeed smell of a freshly laid cowpat?
/also uses henna blog
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

Exactly!
I just wish it wouldn't get fucking EVERYWHERE. I found some down the back of my pants when I did it a few weeks back, and I had an orange patch on my bum for about a week.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

I love the smell of henna
I have a henna tattoo.

Why don't you use normal hair dye from Boots?
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

It's shit for your hair, for one.


Also, it doesn't improve the condition of the hair, it doesn't take to original tonality and it's not organic.

:-) Plus you try finding a nice, semi realistic ginger dye.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

But the lady on the advert said I'm worth it
and it has... micro-science and protensticles... and and and... there was a CGI science diagram of hair getting flatter and then changing colour...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)

Take it from me.
Someone who's used more dye than you have dairy products over the last 8ish years:

Dye you can buy from non-specialists is bad for your hair. And never, ever bleach it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

haha!
you're supposed to wax your crack not dye it....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

I didn't mean to!
I was well scared when I found the lump of henna- for a second I though I'd shamed myself. But all is well and I'm still on a 0% follow through record (apart from being a baby).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

it's only a matter of time
oh yes
first you'll have a poorly tum tum
then you'll cough
then..
OH NO!
RUUUUUUUUUUUN!


too late
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

NO
I will never do it! The only time I will ever poo without being on the loo is during childbirth.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

The bathroom does tend to look a bit 'tubgirl' after I've done mine
I must admit. I don't do it very often, it's such a faff.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

I get my best mate to do it.
I do hers- much easier.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

Liven it up by pasting this into your browser
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++};setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
(spartacus_mills, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

*is automatically suspicious*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

it'll just
move all the images around in a nice little dance in your browser.
(spartacus_mills, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

That's what YOU say

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)

don't do it then..
..but seriously, it wont bite.

Look at the code, it just moves images on the page.
:)
(spartacus_mills, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)

Code means shit-all to me.
I'm not a useful b3tan.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)

You might complain but at least this competition is on my skill level.
D:
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)

Hello Waspy, how are you?
I bought a seed stick. :D
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

Gooordons Aliiiive!!!

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)