If the world was ginger, he'd still look fuck all like Harry...


...but maybe we'd have better Olympic merchandise.

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(colinr, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

i'd buy that mug

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

how're you going to get it off his skull?
(woo to the pic)
( fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

Have you not seen FACE OFF?
The technology has been around since 1997...
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Thought you were off?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

10 mins till my train comes
*can see station from window
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hadn't you better off-fuck then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

where you of to?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

What about the cup he's holding?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

He looks not dissimilar to a hairless orangutan there.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

*hopes next week's challenge is 'if the world was gniger'*

( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

Still haven't dared google that
Could you enlighten me? Carefully though, I'm a sensitive soul...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

sort of like a hairy goatse
with implements
( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

don't.
it horrendous.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

I'd HATE it!
If the world WERE gniger! WERE gniger!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

Pedant

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

*poke*
Hat.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

404
edit: are you a gay cowboy?
( mictoboy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Fixed.
*edit*
You're a quick bastard aren't you? It was only wrong for all of 10 seconds.

*edit*
That's right, big boy. Come on over here and sit on my horse.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

RIGHT I'm making tea whilst no doubt you lads flap ineffectually at each other.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

two sugars ta

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

I'VE FOUND CAKE!
so I'm also off to make tea! Race ya
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

*hasn't even got up yet*
People keep distracting me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

Mmm!
shiny!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

*pats DTH on the subjunctive*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

b-doink!!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

you tell him Dave!
The dirty fucker mangles our language for kicks.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

I int gonna stand for none more of there malarkey
and no mistake!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

Urgh
That would be horrendous.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

What is it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Scatology..
not pleasant.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Bless them.
I love the copro lot, they're such fun people. Not my coppa by any stretch (no pun intended) but lovely people in the main.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

It's someone using a speculum
to open up their arsehole and show the world their insides.

It's quite, quite disgusting.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

I have a speculum.
I found it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

You...
found it?

How do you know where it's been?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

It's been in a farmyard animal
It's about a foot long.

Yes, I found it at my old stables where I used to keep my horse- it was just on a shelf so I asked if I could have it and they didn't know what it was so they said yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

Good grief.
If I were you I'd have it mounted on a wall so I could scare the shit out of visitors.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

I once threatened an ex with it when she was tied down.
That was fun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

Third :-O

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

;-)
You're a blow up doll.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

pffft!
:D
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

If he has his way,
it won't be long before he's a king ginger...
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)