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From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

"Ginger people have been in the news this week, hounded and humiliated for their crimson locks and freckled skin. But what if the tables were turned, and they were worshipped as Gods? Show us life in Ginger World..."
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)

Gods! Please No!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

They'd still be ostricised by everyone else!
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

This doesn't make sense

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

I've never made sense
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

OK, carry on!
:)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

*carries on*

*smashes into Hattie Jacques*
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

of course it does!
They would be BOTH ostrich-sized AND worshipped! :)
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

hahahah
Late afternoon last 45 minutes Office LOL
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

god I hope that tit Fraser doesn't pick this..

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

ppft!
No ginger socks this time? :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

sockist!!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

hahaha

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

haha
i love sock
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

Are you trying to point out that he's got it the wrong way round?
or am I completely wrong?*

_{*it has been known to happen.}
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

It could be perceived as a non-pro-ginger real-world alert to the alternative pro-ginger virtual world postings. Perhaps.
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

^ what he said*
*perhaps
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

Ginger people are sexy.
Nicold Kidman. David Caruso.

grrr.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

Mr Caruso is looking a bit rough these days, though

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

I'd still let him aboard.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

So does he make the Venn Diagram
?
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

We shall see.
*gets out the Hello Kitty trumpet, plays a tune*

She'll be here momentarily.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha
That made me do a glol!
(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

What else could get you running towards me?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

ha!
it's like in the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe.

Each b3ta person should have a magic instrument/weapon/ shield (I am also thinking of the D&D cartoon).

I will have a magic test tube.
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

I will have a magic flyswatter
for no specific reason
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

what about swatting magic flies?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

silly discomeats
magic flyswatter is not for swatting flies!
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

is magic flyswatter for sexy results?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)

I will have!
a magic portion of meat!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

MAGIC CUTLASS!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

I'll have Shield of Flaming minature Ant & Decs

Edit: No wait, someone give me an item instead.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

To make Dixon come
just fiddle with his organ.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)

*plays you a tune*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

Let me guess
Off the white album?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

Purple Rain

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

*puts glasses on*
bring it here *doctors hat*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
it's 5:30 on a friday afternoon, EVERYONE in the office must be looking at youtube or something, my internets are slower than a big brother contestant.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

I shall have a goatse portal through which I can pass to any dimension and time!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

haha

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

As what? Forensic Projects Management Executive?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

Forensic cock executive
God, I'm in one of those moods, sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

*ahem* Well, alright then....
*tries to look elsewhere*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

^ this
Older than the hills.
(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

Yes, but just picture Caruso and Hucknall entwined in rusty lust...
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

Rusty as in the hair
or the other unimaginable horror?
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

Double rust
Bonce and starfish
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

And Ginger Sarah
the girl I'm seeing from our arch-rival consultancy.

It's a bit like the Montagues and Capulets, only I'll probably get sacked...
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

it's nice to know
that your employer owns your life
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)

I'm a corporate whore
so yes they do... And my soul for good measure.

I lost my soul in South Africa after working at a refinery where thirteen people were killed in a gas pipeline explosion. It took all of about three days to fix the pipeline and get production up again. It didn't matter about the workers (apparently) as they were black.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

I have heard stories of this nature
of this _exact_ nature

"that needs welding"
"I'm not going up there, it's still full of gas, dropping a pin could set it off"
"get one of them then" "You weld that up there and I'll give you a bonus" *bang* "looks like we'll have to get another one"

I think this is the standard MO for the oil/mineral business

it's fucking sick, but hey, think of those lovely 4x4's that do 3 mpg that is a damn right to own!

meh :(
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

Indeed
but sweet liquor eases the pain. That's why I get paid the big bucks... oh wait, no I don't.

*sobs*
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

ah well
if it wasn't for the managed hegemony we'd all be driving around in cars that required no maintenance for 80,000 miles and ran on ambient power

plus the world would be largely at peace and we'd be developing as a species learning new things from each other every day!

man, that's so gay!

loads up the DU's

SOMEONE'S GOTTA PAY FOR MY 4X4!!!

hooooooooyaaaah!

/it's all fucked blog
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

it's suicide pact or nothing, boyo.

( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)

Hmmm, but how to do it
in the most comical way that will simultaneously make it to the BBC News AND rotten.com?
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

something with a pair of hands
pulling from each side

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

Julianne Moore
Alyson Hannigan
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

And Joanne Whalley
from Willow?

She'd make my Venn Diagram!
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

The fiesty Redheaded daughter from Cybill - Alicia Witt
Oh, and Laura Prepon from That 70's Show
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

yes to 3 out of 4
Hannigan - obviously.
Moore - a touch of class.
Prepon - an excellent height.
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

Alicia Witt is loooooovely

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

Julianne Moore definitely
Not sure about t'other.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

Julianne Moore'd get it.
I've seen her lallies but I can't remember what in.

Oh, I can. Big Lebowski.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)

Boogie Nights as well.

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

Johnson?!
She's great in that film.
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)

Debra Messing

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

yes
and the daughter from six feet under
and clare danes when she had ginger hair in something
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)

My So Called Life.
Mmmm, Jared Leto.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

nicole kidman munts
i do not understand why is she thought to be attractive
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)

She has a nice bottom but other than that I agree.
Besides she's too tall for me as well.
Short women ftw, etc.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)

Fairy lady.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

Not all of them...
But there's enough evidence for beautiful people of all hair colours..

Hmm.... I can feel a hair colour venn diagram coming on...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

O_O

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

Hello new person, please read the Compo
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)

oooooooh NEARLY!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)

Soz

(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

huh?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)

Eh?

(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

I see.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)

:P

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)

Thanks for the patronage. I wouldn't normally describe myself as new. Forty years on the planet is getting on a bit really.

Not complying with the competition's ethos I may be, new I most certainly am not.

Mr fucking picky...
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

see that? That has nothing to do with what you just said there. See what I'm doing?
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)