Actually, I think I'm vegetarian now..


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(doos hows my random?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

some of us are eating!
:D

*goes back to eating*

edit: meanwhile: ha fucking ha
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)

hahahaha!
JUSTICE!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)

hurrah for meanwhile!
bloody vacuous, drug addled, waste of space, made a crap porno tape, too skinny, weird faced, cumbucket of a woman.

I hide it well, but I'm not her biggest fan.
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:34, archived)

hahahahhahaha
thats fab

and the pic is woo
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)

Now they've realised their mistake
will they throw away the key?
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)

some of us are eating?
well some of us are wanking, please be more considerate.
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)

ha!
check out the voting results
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)

RANDOM!
*sounds alarm* NEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAWNEENAW



'ning /board
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

'ning Sexy

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)

*twitches*
ello. how are you?

I only recently read your tequila story. Made me laugh a lot. :D

I had a drunken experience a couple of weeks ago... twas "man's day" here in germany, which is father's day and men just get drunk all morning noon and night... well after being out in the fields all day, we were heading back to town with my vodka amongst us, I handed it to some unknown people and they disappeared with it. hmph. however, we met them on the bus and they apologised, gave me a beer and offered me a sip of peppermint schnapps. I downed the remaining half bottle in one schlook. Stupid.

My memory switches off before we reached our destination. But due to my singing and kissing men, I was taken home and put to bed by a friend. My memory comes back five hours later, alone in the town square watching a band and wearing no shoes.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)

O_O
Blimey!
My story was abridged!
I ended up in the middle of Guatemala after that and slept in a brothel.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)

hahahaha
make enough for the flight home?

*runs*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)

'ning

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)

'ning sir meats
how goes it?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)

*hides evidence*
'ning
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:31, archived)

'ning 'mycin
all good your end?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)

*checks end*
Seems to be OK atm. A little damp maybe! ;)
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)

New ginger BEEF
now with more beefy gingery goodness!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

I've had her!
Methinks you watch too much late-night TV
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

babestation FTW
er.. so i've heard!
( Mstandot, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)

If they were honest
it would be - "Text WANK to 83111..."
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)

Yeah, and I bet you don't really talk to the bird on scree........
er.. What's babestation?
I'm in bed for ten!
( Mstandot, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:31, archived)

That
must be a big bed.
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)

*wanks excessively and violently*

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

Nice tits!
but that is all!

*texts*
( Mstandot, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)

Oh I don't know
Those love handles are pretty damn impressive...
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)

ick.
people who wear sandals are disgusting.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)