In the future no one will be considered for leadership unless they are ginger
Never-the-less there’s always a way around.



From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(iamatree, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)

wig!
the eyebrows tell the truths
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)

if gingers ruled the internet
oh wait, BLAST YOU ROB!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)

my eyebrows only speak german

but I bet they tell the truth in german though
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)

Augenbrauen von mediocre, werde ich allein sterben?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)

Everyone dies alone

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

fuck

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

Except maybe if you're a siamese twin with a single heart

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

*hopes for bizarre binding accident*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)

I've been searching for the truth for years
now I know where I was going wrong.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)

The eyebrows tell you what the pubic hair is like too.
With ladies at least, in my experience.
( Monty Propps, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)

what about monobrows?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

that tells you ALL you need to know! :)

( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

Goes up to the
Belly button.
( Monty Propps, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)

cor

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)

I knew a girl
who had a thick black treasure trail leading into her pant area, yet she'd still wear short tops.

I found it hard not to stare, yet harder to look.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)

I know the feeling

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)

not true.
my last few exs had eyebrows :D
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

Heh
You need to check the bath plug hole then ;)
( Monty Propps, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)

whilst doing this i discovered...
... that he has copious ammounts of fluf around his ears
(iamatree, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)

And more

( Monty Propps, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)

no true scotsman has non-ginger eyebrows!

( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)

shhhh
I don't want anyone to know I secretly dye my eyebrows!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)

I don't have ginger eyebrows but I have the odd suspicious ginger pube
what does this mean?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)

welsh.

( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)

no I'm definitely scottish

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)

UNCLEAN

( Monty Propps, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)

sloth DNA

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)

^this seems most likely

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)

SASSENACH!

( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)

I'll cut your internet tounge out if you dare refer to me as that again!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)

*pulls cap*
sorry, laird. back to mowing the lawn for me.
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)

Good Day Sah

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)

Did someone say Gordon Brown?

(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)

Iiiiiit's
Gordon Ginger!
( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)