They'd be the bullies


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(duck Quack !, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

can i kill geri halliwell? please? i promise to make it painful
she's not even a proper ginge
( mictoboy, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

does she not have appropriate hair ID?

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

zeeze papers are not in order
vere haf you come from?

guards, seize her and take her to my chambers.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

^this
she really is objectionable
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

Can I shag her first?
And after?
(duck Quack !, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

You know, I probably would too
although in her early days. I don't know what she looks like now but its probably not good
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Early days?
Peado alert (;
(duck Quack !, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

here son, use this blunt hedgehog

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

pissy hair
also, yesterday, according to the waiter, I ate 'crockett of piss'
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

It doesn't sound too good.
What did you order?
(duck Quack !, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

a tubbs of poo

( mictoboy, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

it was some complimentary thing
'croquette of peas'

it had a bone in it, so I dunno what sort of peas they've been breeding
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

for some reason i'd like it better that way.

( Mr. Johnson, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

if i
had a wish
before i die
i'd like to
HAVE IT LIKE THAT
for the rest of my life
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

*has it like that*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

claudia schiffer
nice girl, but massive feet.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)