My flatmate was trying to log into my Macbook
So I b3ta'd him.


(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

was he after your collection of kiddie pron?

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

lol rape lol

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Well that entry contains 0% ginger.
you'll get no clicks from me!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

yes it does - i'm ginger

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

nice compo entry. like it! *Clicks* :p
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Look... I've told once already..
I clicked you 'ginger' one hard. It's not fair on everyone else if I click this as well...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

I love this!

( cr3, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

'lo cr3!

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

what is it?
it won't load.
( zog why change it now?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)

Well you didn't do it very well.
Edit- ahhh, now I understand. Sorry, I don't use macs
Your mate looks very much like Ti'lq, or however it's spelt. The trannie from Stargate..
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Haha
It's alright, if I'd been more explicit about how I got the pictures I probably wouldn't have been flamed to death :D
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

Please tell your flatmate he looks like an alien transvestite.
It'll amuse me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

Just told him
but neither of us watched Stargate. Link us a picture? :D
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)

there
www.bureau-13.com/picts/sg1-tealc.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)

He agrees.

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

Shit stacks dropping in from all sides
My God! they're everywhere!
( Ubergeist is no longer Arkwright., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Oh yeah and also

( Ubergeist is no longer Arkwright., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

uh, what?
Does your mac take photos of people if they try login?
Do you have like 300 photos of yourself then?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

It's a script that takes pictures of failed logins.

So I have around a dozen pictures of confused and annoyed flatmates.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

cool.
how do you do that, then?
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

I believe the progam's called Authsight
It's dead easy to install, as I recall. Saves pictures to /var/log/authfail. Probably useful to someone, but I use it for entertainment.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

Oh hey
That's pretty neat, actually.
( Shada, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

This.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

ASTROTRAIN, TRANSFORM AND GET US OUT OF HERE!
*transforming sounds*
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Help us Soundwave!
you're a fucking tape recorder? how the fuck will that help?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

heh.

( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

You'd be surprised...
*clickle fuzzz*

You'd be surprised...

You'd be surprised...

You'd be supri*smash*

Damn thing.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)

constructicons!
unite!!
*transforming sounds*
PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

their defences are broken, let the slaughter begin!

( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

negatron must be stopped.
no matter the cost.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

megatron
ahem.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

Awww... I like negatron
"I'm going to crush like a... oh what's the point, it's all shit anyway"
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

that'll marvin the paranoid transformer

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

His younger brother...
Never reached the same heights though.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)

duuuhn duuuuhn dun duuuuuuuuuuuuhn
YOU GOT THE TOUCH....

YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!

YEAH!
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

you, who are without mercy now plead for it?
i thought you were made of sterner stuff...
*bums*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

( Shada, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)