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From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)

(smokeyrodgers, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)

Gingers arent people
Much like wimmin in that respect
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)

if it's born with a cunt, smells like a cunt it will more than likely act like a cunt

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)

So, what you are suggesting my friend
Is that kidnapping and sodomizing children is actually acceptable?

/reading between the lines
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)

the kidnapping bit is wrong
a payment in the kind of a dowrey should be made
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)

Sometimes, late at night, i wish you were my father

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)

i think the 2 million find our daughter fund will cover it tho
mostly nonces have given
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)

HULL NOW --->
GO
( rollingcabbage, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)

but i've only just come back
i've only been posting fluff for ages
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)

Offensiveness just feels so much more forced on b3ta these days

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)

my dig was more at women in general
not the little girl, who is the ame age as my daughter and i hope is found safe and well with only a smurf stuck up her arse for the trouble
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)

Sounds good to me
*does the Safety Dance*
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)

we can dance, we can dance ,doing the safety dance
WHOA
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)

yeah, we had this before
if ginger was loved, and she was ginger, then everyone WOULD be looking for her.

The joke you are after is if she was blonde.
Then it qualifies as a comment on society too, which earns you a gold star.
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)

Or black.
No wait...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)

or if her mum was a single parent

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)

Or if it wasn't just a slow news day the night she went missing

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)

haw hee haw eet was ze frenchman

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)

Actually, I find this to be in very bad taste
Do I feck! Most woosome!
(NotDavidBailey most certainly isn't, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)

haha, my grandad hated ginger people
when he saw harry potter and the philosophers stone, his first comments on it were "that fi;m iis so unrealistic. i can believe that magic tricks, and an old man running a school, but when have you ever seen a ginger kid with two mates?!
(creem all over your face, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)