There is nothing more depraved than a god on a creation binge..


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( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

platypee!! :)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

Hahahaha
/relurks
( Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

:D

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

haha :D

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

Ha ha ha! I love this compo...
Meanwhile, threadjack:

Bilbobarneybobs - The Picturedome, 14/06/07

Intense, brooding, gloomy. These are all words that bear no relevance to the turbo-charged superfunk of what fans affectionately call the Triple-B, and tonight's brash display of colours, costumes and tunes so good they could drop a horse at twenty paces just confirms that Triple-B is here to stay.

Crowd favourite, "Ain't Nuttin' But A Duck Thang" threatens to implode the veune - a special one off homecoming gig. By the time we reach the giddy heights of "Supa-Broam" its as if the technicolour sherbet dip of badass funk has taken over the world.

Catch this while you can, and bring some sunglasses.

4.5/5
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

Can I have a 1.5/10 review?
mic not plugged in, lights out of sequence, had more fun in the queue type review
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

Keyboard Weasel - Dagenham Chav Exchange 14/06/07
Oh dear Christ. I have to wonder what I've done to offend the editor, as I arrive at the Chav Exchange feeling woefully out of place, and dreading what is about to unfold.

Yes, it's Keyboard Weasel's tour of London Suburbs, and with a faux inner city accent remniscent of Jamie T or Kate Nash, soon the 'street' stylings of KW are in 'full effect'. recent single "Studmuffin Got Me Dole Chex" grinds through, making me wish that my ears were fictitious. Things only get worse however, as we're treated to a display of KW's arse crack on "Kiss Dem Batty An' Lyk It."

The one redeeming feature is that it's a short set, a saving grace that earns this one:

1.5/10
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

Hahaha
nice one
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

hahaha!!!
lolled!!
now everyones looking at me!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

*unlurks*
Fucking hell - do you do this seriously - it's comedy genious!


*rehides quickly before Uncle Thor sees*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

why can't you let thor catch you?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

i've got my bumming trousers on today.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

don't do all that work you need to do
play and frollic around b3ta meadows...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

*runs in*
where is he

*looks around*

grr....
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

hahahahaha
*throws bottle of piss at KW in Glastonbury*
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Hahaha
fab.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

arf! :)
I thought "Studmuffin Got Me Dole Chex" was the highlight of the show
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

*Does obscure hand symbol gesture*
Werd
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

ha ha ha
very woosome ...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

eh?

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

He's doing reviews of b3tans in the style of NME

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

cool
I was trying to work out what was 'appening too :)

Super BROAM
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

And enjoying it!
But it's difficult being nasty, so they all tend to get 4.5/5
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

But nasty are always funnier

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

i don't know,
my 'speaker shredder' was damned good!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahah great
can I have a review of the Mighty Nibus Sludgecore Dronefest, live in-store at Iceland in Slough?
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

aww man
I couldn't even get tickets for that. I bet it rocked.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

Mighty Nibus - Sludgecore Dronefest, Iceland - Slough 14/06/07
What to say about legendary Sludgecore sextet Mighty Nibus? They've made a career out of playing one note, and in a festival of various imitators it could be difficult to stand out.

But that would be to write off Mighty Nibus too soon. Opening (and closing, and inbetween) song "Rotting Flesh Chanson Number 6" opts for G#, considered by many to be the quintessential note of drone sludge. That they take this note, play it for two hours and yet STILL no-one loses patience is testament both to the skill of the band and the massively high nature of the audience.

At one point, Mighty Nibus himself surprises everyone by changing from Railway Tickets Jammed in a Keyboard, to the Ukelele for a more light hearted passage. It doesn't go unnoticed, and the crowd go partially less comatose.

this is drone at its very best. DROOOOOOONE.

4.5/5
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

haha!
i am loving these!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

these
I am loving!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

heeheee
top

ta

*puts on profile*
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Haha I like these
a lot :)

if you ever think about doing one on me, think gutteral death metal grunts
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

Mediocre - Wolverhampton Civic Centre - 14/0666
WAAAGHGHGHAAARAGAGH!!!! GRAAAGGHG!!!

I can't make out a word of what's going on, but that doesn't matter, the punishing riffs and gutteral howls of rage more than accurately convey the mood.

After an intro of two songs back to back ("Spine" and "Entrails") Mediocre finally acknowledges the crowd wih a charming "Greetings scum. Have you come to rock?" The response is overwhelming. So overwhelming in fact that the walls of the Civic Centre begin to shake a little. Worrying, but on we go.

Heartfelt slow number "PJ Und Duncan Tittybiskitttt" almost has the crowd in tears, and then it happens. The cracks grow rapidly, and everyone is evacuated. We watch from the street as the Civic Centre collapses under the weight of death metal. Awesome.

WOARGH!!! /5
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Haha awesome! :)

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

hahaha
*very stifled officelol*
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

ewww the stains!
Nice Work.. Hurrahs
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

haha!

( Monty Propps, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

Poor liddle fella
*clicks*
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

You've gone and cropped JHVH's strap on Godzilla tail...
And yes we've read the original, and no, the "wave" did not "roll back"...

//Yetysin blog

///likes

////You edited that like fark or summat.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

pffft!
ace!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha!
nice one
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)