Haha I like these
a lot :)

if you ever think about doing one on me, think gutteral death metal grunts
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

Mediocre - Wolverhampton Civic Centre - 14/0666
WAAAGHGHGHAAARAGAGH!!!! GRAAAGGHG!!!

I can't make out a word of what's going on, but that doesn't matter, the punishing riffs and gutteral howls of rage more than accurately convey the mood.

After an intro of two songs back to back ("Spine" and "Entrails") Mediocre finally acknowledges the crowd wih a charming "Greetings scum. Have you come to rock?" The response is overwhelming. So overwhelming in fact that the walls of the Civic Centre begin to shake a little. Worrying, but on we go.

Heartfelt slow number "PJ Und Duncan Tittybiskitttt" almost has the crowd in tears, and then it happens. The cracks grow rapidly, and everyone is evacuated. We watch from the street as the Civic Centre collapses under the weight of death metal. Awesome.

WOARGH!!! /5
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Haha awesome! :)

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

hahaha
*very stifled officelol*
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)