I donno, Darwin has a bit of a vendetta there
If God gave me a willy that small, I'd also hold a grudge
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*gets out binoculars*
He did, didn't he?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

it'd never stand up in court...

( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

or anywhere else

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

'Ning Phexy
Nice pic of wasted earlier: just saw it before the internet crashed :-(
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

'ning Sexy McTrelly
thanks very much.
why did your internet crash?
you downloading all the porn again?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Damn, sussed
No, we don't know why. Just a shitty connection that does that from time to time
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

bloody nhs
*shakes fist*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Ah, but mine isn't paid for by the NHS
So that doesn't work
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

ah
bloody whoever pays for yours

*weakly waves half clenched fist*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

ours does it all the time.
i feel your pain!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

ahem.
petrina
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

dish?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

Fish?

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

but without no money it's still a wish
and I don't like to dream about getting paid, so I dig into the books of the rhymes that I ma... actually - KoHs isn't here is he... erm, sorry everyone else.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

*slap*
mind your manners benjy
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

*rubs ear*
ow!! what did i do?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

it's not what you done
it's the way you done it

now go to your room!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

awww!
*goes to room*
*take trousers off, draps self over bed and waits*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

*fetches the drill*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Cheat! Cheat!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

i resemble that remark!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

I don't mind things like that...
It's kind of reassuring...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

you're a bitter man
aren't you.

*gives number of a fantastic plastic surgeon*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

Can you get willy enlargements?
Would you always be at attention?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

John Wayne Bobbitt did
Right after his wife cut it off
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

We're talking about the God of Gods
the one and only Holy Spirit universe making entity.

Put it another way. Could God beat up a Bear... probably. Could Darwin...No! So by using logic we see that i win £10
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

ah but
Darwin could front up to God

but God couldn't

cos he is him*


* may contain point somewhere...buried...vague
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

Hmmm i see you point
But dismiss it as wizardry!
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

I donno, Darwin could probably hold his own
And what kind of bear are we talking about?

Would they start with small bears like teddy bears and then work their way up?
Or just create one awesome bear?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

Well in my mind i was thinking of
a bear that evolves whilst fighting. Starts off small and gradually evolves it to a awesome fighting bear. Which would probably develop it's own style of martial arts.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Surely it would evolve to a point where it could beat God?
Thus becoming God in a highlander type scenario?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Yes but all it knows is fighting
So it would travel the universe searching for another opponent who could match his powers. Destroying the universe in the process. So we go full circle and that explains the big bang.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

Darwin vs Ultrabear
ft. Fiddly Cent
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)