you're a bitter man
aren't you.

*gives number of a fantastic plastic surgeon*
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

Can you get willy enlargements?
Would you always be at attention?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

John Wayne Bobbitt did
Right after his wife cut it off
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)