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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# ARF
Well done!
S'got my *click* :D
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# 100% Marvy and fantastic...
Now you have won my heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I has a tribute!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
*melges*
*broams*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Yay!
That bloke is such a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# "They will never complete on time"
"They don't know what they are doing".
"This will never work".
"That's wrong".
Negative comment 5
Negative comment 6
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end of programme...
"Well I am amazed. It's all worked out well. It looks fantastic".
Repeat each week.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It would
make the title a bit redundant if they didn't work out though

It would be called "Rubbish Designs" then
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Watch "Property Ladder" for that sort of thing.
It's full of out-of-their-depth cretins who think they can redevelop a property on £2.49. And Sarah Beeny's got nice norks.
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# They only choose the ones that work..
..although the cretins might be more fun. I don't really watch TV, but Changing Rooms seemed to me to be the best for that. Get someone else in to decorate your own house? Just say no!

My favourite was the idiots who did a room in Christmas style (red and gold) at Christmas. You could just see the owners with buckets of paint behind their back thinking 'What about the other 51 weeks of the year?'
(EssY, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# that is BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
You're winning this challenge thus far...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# oo a lesson for us all
funny *and* cautionary

like a clown saying it might hurt when he bums you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# You'd be surprised
how often that happens
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# aw - he's just hiding
he'll pop out from under the celestial stairs in a few years and shout 'BOO!'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hurrah to that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Haha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# W/Y/H/P & HACKY SACK
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Mr The Neville
You are brokening my clicking finger. Please carry on. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# haha!
wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# i like this :)
have a click and such
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Needs more Dimmock, but I'll let it go.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# 'The vast empty swathes of infinite nothingness'
...that is More4
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Do we have a winner?
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# woo!
*clicks*

You've got the wording perfect - I chuffing love that programme and Kevin McCloud sounds just like that...

Woo and also Yay to you sir


(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ^this
is very true
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Utterly brilliant!
I am amazed how little dross this challenge is producing from what, on the face of it seemed a shitty brief.

Woo peter.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# "Although I had reservations about God not using a project manager,
and concerns over the idea of using a super-hot molten iron sphere for the underfloor heating, now that the build is complete I actually find myself quite liking the open-plan design, and the contemporary feel of the place. I think the water features are quite fabulous."

[aside to camera] "I don't really like it at all. It think it's shit and that God over-reached himself by managing the project, resulting in very poor build quality. I'm also concerned about the proximity to a raging ball of nuclear inferno that might well expand within in the next few billion years. All in all, I don't really expect the house to be standing five billion years from now."
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
ace, this wins the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# That's actually scary...
Today I said something exactly on the lines of the punchline at the bottom without seeing this previously...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)