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( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

ARF
Well done!
S'got my *click* :D
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

100% Marvy and fantastic...
Now you have won my heart...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I has a tribute!

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

Hurrah!
*melges*
*broams*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

yay

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

Yay!
That bloke is such a twat.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

"They will never complete on time"
"They don't know what they are doing".
"This will never work".
"That's wrong".
Negative comment 5
Negative comment 6
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end of programme...
"Well I am amazed. It's all worked out well. It looks fantastic".
Repeat each week.
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

It would
make the title a bit redundant if they didn't work out though

It would be called "Rubbish Designs" then
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Watch "Property Ladder" for that sort of thing.
It's full of out-of-their-depth cretins who think they can redevelop a property on £2.49. And Sarah Beeny's got nice norks.
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)

They only choose the ones that work..
..although the cretins might be more fun. I don't really watch TV, but Changing Rooms seemed to me to be the best for that. Get someone else in to decorate your own house? Just say no!

My favourite was the idiots who did a room in Christmas style (red and gold) at Christmas. You could just see the owners with buckets of paint behind their back thinking 'What about the other 51 weeks of the year?'
(EssY, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)

that is BRILLIANT!

( The Great Architect, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

Fantastic stuff!
You're winning this challenge thus far...
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

oo a lesson for us all
funny *and* cautionary

like a clown saying it might hurt when he bums you
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

You'd be surprised
how often that happens
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

aw - he's just hiding
he'll pop out from under the celestial stairs in a few years and shout 'BOO!'
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

hurrah to that
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)

Haha, brilliant!

( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

W/Y/H/P & HACKY SACK

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

Mr The Neville
You are brokening my clicking finger. Please carry on. :)
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

haha!
wonderful!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

i like this :)
have a click and such
( Xkimo was at work on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

Hahahaha!
Needs more Dimmock, but I'll let it go.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

'The vast empty swathes of infinite nothingness'
...that is More4
Woo!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

Do we have a winner?
*clicks
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

woo!
*clicks*

You've got the wording perfect - I chuffing love that programme and Kevin McCloud sounds just like that...

Woo and also Yay to you sir
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

^this
is very true
( theonecynic couldn't get rid of the comma on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

Utterly brilliant!
I am amazed how little dross this challenge is producing from what, on the face of it seemed a shitty brief.

Woo peter.
( Carlossus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

"Although I had reservations about God not using a project manager,
and concerns over the idea of using a super-hot molten iron sphere for the underfloor heating, now that the build is complete I actually find myself quite liking the open-plan design, and the contemporary feel of the place. I think the water features are quite fabulous."

[aside to camera] "I don't really like it at all. It think it's shit and that God over-reached himself by managing the project, resulting in very poor build quality. I'm also concerned about the proximity to a raging ball of nuclear inferno that might well expand within in the next few billion years. All in all, I don't really expect the house to be standing five billion years from now."
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

hahaha
ace, this wins the lot.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

That's actually scary...
Today I said something exactly on the lines of the punchline at the bottom without seeing this previously...
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)