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From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

:D
This is wonderful.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

hahaha
BURN THE INFIDEL!

/answer to everything that's scary and new blog
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

hence the invention of both
FIRE and COMBUSTIBLE HERETICS
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

All that may be coming to an end soon though
I saw an advert on telly this afternoon advertising a new JML product..

The Fire Retardant Heretic. Only £5.99!

Now with detatchable head, and swirling arms!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

*pops to Homebase*

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

It's JML though.

You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.

Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.

Dirty Kents.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

Is there
a single JML product that can't be used for that purpose?

I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on

*like a spider sense, but not as useful
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

The steam bee can't be used for said purpose,
on account of a DELIBERATELY broken vibrate function.

Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

Multi-chopper

(Pachey, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

This seems to be the best method of dealing with Multi-goose

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

haha
love the last frame
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

pfffft

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

this sums it all up quite nicely

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

I Really like this Challenge...
It is Throwing out some of the best stuff 've seen in a while...

I'm running Low on Woo/yay/Hurrahs etc...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

Whereas I have been stockpiling them,
along with guns, ammunition and canned goods.

All ready for the apocalypse. Any day now. Any day...
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

Oh piss
I've been collecting matchboxes.

MATCHBOXES, DAMNIT!

What good are they against hordes of nuclear zombies?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

depends how many do you have?
If its more than several million you might stand a chance
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

You could capture the miniature zombies,
and store them securely in the matchboxes.

Also, you could lick sulphury sustenance from the rough strip where you light the matches. Yum.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

Use the friction power of the rubbing strip!
*looks at above*

I so hope that's my random quote...
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

you must rub the zombies with your match box with vigor
one matchbox per zombie will be sufficient

the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as "the burst of match" or known by religious people as "inteligent bursting"

the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

apocalypse?
that's not in my diary? Did anyone else get a meeting invite for this?

*worries*
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

*Sob* Why wasn't I invited to this apocalypso?
Now I shall have to weep silently into the nothing that remains afterwards...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

I can't see your pics.


Even in your profile, your FPs show nothingness!
( Mstandot, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

the most common causes of this
office-blockers or ad-blockers (see: bloggerheads)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

how inconsiderate of you to have a domain with 'ads' in it

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

"office blockers" sounds good
"you can't come in this office"
"but I have to get my printouts!!"
"you deaf? this office is blocked!"
"printouts!!"
"no! now go away or do I call the 'cleaning non specific gender person?'"
*skulks slowly away beaten*
"I will return!! With a mission statement!"
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

But i have no blockers!
I'm at home ,and don't block anything.
( Mstandot, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

you sir, need more RAM

/solution to just about everything
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

I put a gig in only last week!
/yes it is the solution to everything
( Mstandot, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

I even shout it at vending machines

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH RAM TO GIVE ME MY COKE?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

that's just wrong
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

That's uttely brilliant
WOO YAY
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

*ROUND OF APPLAUSE*

( Afinkawan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

Lovely style and execution.

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

hahaha
this is good
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

Good!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( BrideOfVampireMonkeyOnSpeed oh oh oh oh oh oh ANTMUSIC!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

magic

( new_matt, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

top notch Manic
woo indeed
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
Christ, this is fantastic.
( sicanjal is finally posting on b3ta after about two years, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)