I wish to raise a formal objection...
... to all of the 'shops and cartoons depicting dinosaurs being left behind during the Great Flood. You will never convince people if you insist on telling LIES!



edit - source of quote:
www.noahsarkzoofarm.co.uk/education/what-happened/exhibitions/

From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

OOOOHHHHH MISSUS!
HMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

it's not lies it's the truth!!!
b3ta.com/board/7294143
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

I'll burn your embassy, missy!
To the ground!
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

missy? O.o

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

You heard me!
You wanna be a creation-denying bitch, you get slapped like a creation-denying bitch. Here endeth the lesson.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

IT'S ALL LIES!!

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOCKY GOD!!

*starts holy sock war*
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

*becomes Sockpostle*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

bless :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*joys*
*clicks*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

'ning droog
*smoosh*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

oooh get you
arf

in other news: what have i got to look forward to?


( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

:'(
English summer is ghey
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

grim

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

that would be improved by only one thing:
animate the typing in of "up north" in the search box.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Its got a tp north on it

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

I'm a fucking idiot

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

That’s the kind of answer I wish I’d get from web developers when they send back crap code.
You sir a are scholar and to be respected for such candour.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

you want to bum him don't you

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

I'm easy
no, really, my standards are surprisingly high whilst at the same time being quite broad
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

I'd pander to your needs


Why the fuck do you get a sex pander from?
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

not much... because you live in Leicester...
unless you're moving away...
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Living in Leicester-
Fuck all I'd say
;)
(spartacus_mills, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

I've just done a wee wee in your thinking brain!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

That's no moon

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

1% chance of black holes on monday
Could be worse
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

hmm
"this week's forecast - wet and windy all week which could be a bit of a downer, but in local and also world news there's a small chance of annihilation in a spatial anomaly come monday, so make sure to check your lottery numbers before then."
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

widgets screw my computer up
damn mighty mouse middle button dashboard shortcut

ps - It's flooding here
( bilbobarneybobs is cold and tired, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

I do not understand this at all
It is beautifully sunny here. I've got all the office windows open :-)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Not a sign of it stopping
been raining 2 days solid now - the drains can't take it
( bilbobarneybobs is cold and tired, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

i deleted dashboard, it's shite
i do have a couple of konfabulator* widgets running though

*yahoo widget engine
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

hahaha, that's a cracking page!
It's sounds like one of Stelios' Easy Cruise ships.

I like how the model of Noah on one of the pics is wearing green Wellington boots! He sure know how to protect against the weather
( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

dinosaurs were on noah's ark
but they got eaten by bears.

'ning
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

you're close...
From the same page:

"One way of keeping fresh meat would have been to keep a room full of giant tortoises. Giant tortoises hibernate and wouldn’t have known they were going to be lunch for a meat-eating animal!"
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

arrhhhh
teh great winter flood.

how naive are these people?

i'm sure that none of the animas wouldm have expected to be dinner, until that is they saw a great fucking lion or a bear coming at them with a hungry look in its eyes.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Dear Thor
Ref:Cherry Pie

See current track playing


Yours Sincerely


Me
( bilbobarneybobs is cold and tired, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Hooray!

*searches youtube for video*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Read the last paragraph from the link
And then realise that they're talking about evolution.

I wonder if THEY realised they were talking about evolution..?
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)