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(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I like the fact that the word spellcheck red line has now been edited out :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# It's for emphasis.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Bollocks I didn't notice that
I made it in Word for the crappy clip art images.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# you mean 'Ooooh' isn't in your dictionary?
It got added to mine years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# now you changed it, it stopped redexing...
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# now I see table tools :D
top left, bottom right
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
print screen it in Print Preview mode Pachey!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I am a div
I can't even use Word properly.

*slinks off with tail between legs*
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# :( *hugs*
I didn't mean to start a wave of pedantic nit-picking
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Nah, it's fine
I've got to learn to do things properly.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# YAY
now its perfect!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I also apologise for my nit-picking.
its very woo none the less :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I'm not very good at 'shopping so it's helpful to have mistakes pointed out
I've fixed it now anyway, look. :)
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# perfect :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Oh arse
I can't be bothered changing it again, I have work to do!
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# work?
work shmurk
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Alright, alright, no more deity jokes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# punishment AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# day eight:
Create naughty steps. Inadverntly creates stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Woo!
I hope he got an allen key with all those build instructions, Ikea always seem to hide mine... :(
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# regular allen keys also do the trick, for future reference
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I use an electrickery screwdriver with a hex driver
much quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# but more likely to royally fuck up the piss cheap laminated chipboard
when you accidentally overtighten the screw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I set the ratchet dear boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hehe
I always get 2 or 3.
*passes a spare allen key*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *wangles allen keys*
I always have millions of them, you need them for lots of guitarry things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Scarily enough...
...I probably should have some around for the basses, but I never ever do!

My last one went away when I sold my electronic drums, damn things :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# You need one of them roadiemates or whatever they're called.
Having said all of that, my bass is fairly allen key light, it's all screws.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# from an ikea instruction manual, many years ago:
"when assembling this wardrobe, it is convenient to become two people"
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# conjoined twins ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I'd love to be two people.
I could finally solve the riddle of how good in bed I actually am.

PLUS it'd be excellent for freaking out manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# good idea
I could give myself a damn good bumming too.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# well, while you're waiting...
*bums*
*damned well*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you know what...
... that's not the first thing I'd do to myself to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Blow job?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I thought you had work to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# rim job?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# no thanks
i've just done a tremendous shit
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ok then.
rover! you can go back to your kennel
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *looks around*
*sees no dog*
who's rover?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# my elephant seal.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# DOUBLEFIST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *arouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you could, you know, ask
or does the ballgag prevent that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I've told people they're much better in bed than I really thought they were.
Who's to say everyone's not done that to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# everyone's been to bed with you?
how did i miss this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I am Annabel Chung.
Someone give me a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Over
Rohypnolled.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha
*saves for future instruction pamphlet shop*
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
That was really how it was really done! Really!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
I love this,
I love this,
etc.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
'punishment AIDS'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hahahaha
that's wonderful

Edit: god needs spellcheck? :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha, lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Does this mean...
...I can't do giggling and lipsticks?

*clickery*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# that is brilliant
Step 4 is my mantra..wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I like the idea of nap time
*times*

oops


*naps*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ahaha this be great
God says so
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha!
big bag of punishment aids!!!

hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(but who wrote the instructions?)
This is nor FP'd yet, why?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *whispers*
It's too wide.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# haha
big bag of punishment AIDS indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)