From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

I like the fact that the word spellcheck red line has now been edited out :D
woo!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

It's for emphasis.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

Bollocks I didn't notice that
I made it in Word for the crappy clip art images.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

you mean 'Ooooh' isn't in your dictionary?
It got added to mine years ago
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

now you changed it, it stopped redexing...
weird.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

now I see table tools :D
top left, bottom right
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

hahaha
print screen it in Print Preview mode Pachey!
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

I am a div
I can't even use Word properly.

*slinks off with tail between legs*
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

:( *hugs*
I didn't mean to start a wave of pedantic nit-picking
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

Nah, it's fine
I've got to learn to do things properly.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

YAY
now its perfect!
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

I also apologise for my nit-picking.
its very woo none the less :)
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

I'm not very good at 'shopping so it's helpful to have mistakes pointed out
I've fixed it now anyway, look. :)
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

*high fives*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

perfect :D

(HyperSquiZ, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

Oh arse
I can't be bothered changing it again, I have work to do!
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

work?
work shmurk
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

Alright, alright, no more deity jokes

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

punishment AIDS!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

day eight:
Create naughty steps. Inadverntly creates stairs
( Holly Would is much better now, thank you very much., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Woo!
I hope he got an allen key with all those build instructions, Ikea always seem to hide mine... :(
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

regular allen keys also do the trick, for future reference

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

I use an electrickery screwdriver with a hex driver
much quicker
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

but more likely to royally fuck up the piss cheap laminated chipboard
when you accidentally overtighten the screw
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

I set the ratchet dear boy

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

hehe
I always get 2 or 3.
*passes a spare allen key*
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

*wangles allen keys*
I always have millions of them, you need them for lots of guitarry things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

Scarily enough...
...I probably should have some around for the basses, but I never ever do!

My last one went away when I sold my electronic drums, damn things :)
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

You need one of them roadiemates or whatever they're called.
Having said all of that, my bass is fairly allen key light, it's all screws.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

from an ikea instruction manual, many years ago:
"when assembling this wardrobe, it is convenient to become two people"
( fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

conjoined twins ftw!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

I'd love to be two people.
I could finally solve the riddle of how good in bed I actually am.

PLUS it'd be excellent for freaking out manwife.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

good idea
I could give myself a damn good bumming too.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

well, while you're waiting...
*bums*
*damned well*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

you know what...
... that's not the first thing I'd do to myself to be honest
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Blow job?

(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

ta

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

I thought you had work to do?

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

rim job?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

no thanks
i've just done a tremendous shit
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

ok then.
rover! you can go back to your kennel
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

*looks around*
*sees no dog*
who's rover?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

my elephant seal.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

DOUBLEFIST

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

*winces*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

*arouses*

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

you could, you know, ask
or does the ballgag prevent that? ;)
( fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

I've told people they're much better in bed than I really thought they were.
Who's to say everyone's not done that to me?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

everyone's been to bed with you?
how did i miss this?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

I am Annabel Chung.
Someone give me a fiver.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Over
Rohypnolled.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Ha ha
*saves for future instruction pamphlet shop*
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
That was really how it was really done! Really!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Bwahahahaha!
I love this,
I love this,
etc.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

hahaha!!
'punishment AIDS'!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahahaha
that's wonderful

Edit: god needs spellcheck? :)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

hahaha, lovely stuff!

( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

Does this mean...
...I can't do giggling and lipsticks?

*clickery*
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

that is brilliant
Step 4 is my mantra..wonderful stuff
( Lynxkitten, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

I like the idea of nap time
*times*

oops


*naps*
( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

ahaha this be great
God says so
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

hahaha!
big bag of punishment aids!!!

hahaha!!!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Hahaha!
(but who wrote the instructions?)
This is nor FP'd yet, why?
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

*whispers*
It's too wide.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

haha
big bag of punishment AIDS indeed!
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)