Woo!
I hope he got an allen key with all those build instructions, Ikea always seem to hide mine... :(
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

regular allen keys also do the trick, for future reference

( mictoboy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

I use an electrickery screwdriver with a hex driver
much quicker
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

but more likely to royally fuck up the piss cheap laminated chipboard
when you accidentally overtighten the screw
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

I set the ratchet dear boy

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

hehe
I always get 2 or 3.
*passes a spare allen key*
(HyperSquiZ, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

*wangles allen keys*
I always have millions of them, you need them for lots of guitarry things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

Scarily enough...
...I probably should have some around for the basses, but I never ever do!

My last one went away when I sold my electronic drums, damn things :)
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

You need one of them roadiemates or whatever they're called.
Having said all of that, my bass is fairly allen key light, it's all screws.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

from an ikea instruction manual, many years ago:
"when assembling this wardrobe, it is convenient to become two people"
( fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

conjoined twins ftw!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

I'd love to be two people.
I could finally solve the riddle of how good in bed I actually am.

PLUS it'd be excellent for freaking out manwife.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

good idea
I could give myself a damn good bumming too.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

well, while you're waiting...
*bums*
*damned well*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

you know what...
... that's not the first thing I'd do to myself to be honest
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Blow job?

(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

ta

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

I thought you had work to do?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

rim job?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

no thanks
i've just done a tremendous shit
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

ok then.
rover! you can go back to your kennel
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

*looks around*
*sees no dog*
who's rover?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

my elephant seal.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

DOUBLEFIST

( gronkpan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

*winces*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

*arouses*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

you could, you know, ask
or does the ballgag prevent that? ;)
( fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

I've told people they're much better in bed than I really thought they were.
Who's to say everyone's not done that to me?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

everyone's been to bed with you?
how did i miss this?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

I am Annabel Chung.
Someone give me a fiver.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Over
Rohypnolled.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Ha ha
*saves for future instruction pamphlet shop*
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)