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( Bad Horsey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

Neeear Faaaar
Heheh
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

*drops Celine over the back of the boat*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

s kicks
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

Was tempted
But it took more typing.

You lurking today?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

i got called into a meeting earlier
and now i'm just back from my lunch

i don't lurk, i fear ivesb's lurkers net
=D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Me too: he's the reason I'm here so much!



Could you vector my 2000 post if you get the chance?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

point me to it baby
=D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

Here you go
(Without 2000 written on it)
Here
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

does your dog have a tattoo in its ear?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

Yes, it's an ID thing
Turns out there's about 23 brands of microchip reader in the country, and they can't read other brands. A tattoo is a tattoo, registered with one company: if someone finds him, there's no argument.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

how did you get him to stay still?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

did he pick the design himself?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

*bows*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

bwahahaha!!
*brandishes net menacinly*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

how do you get the electric current to run through it?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

aha!
thats for me to know and for you to be electocuted, dirty lurkers!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

I WASN'T LURKING!

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

i'll let you off



this time....
*powers down net*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

phew
*relurks*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

the rain has arrived!
Fuck me, it's giving it some. It was gloriously sunny 20 minutes ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

it's not raining here
but it's complete cloud cover
no blue sky at all
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

Edinburgh is just cold...
and pretty dreach... dreek, drieche... grim
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

Dreich i reckon
it's the same here. (glasgow)
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

You've got what we had this morning.
Nice & sunny in Mancland now. :o)
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

^ this
where are you?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

hertfordshire.
The west side of it, next to Buckinghamshire.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hemel Hempstead - Westside!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

I'm in Tring!
Fucking hell dude, you're well close!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

I think it's just about to rain here.
Hopefully stopped by hometime though as I have no jacket and always hate the choice between getting soaked, doing some overtime until the rain stops or using the huge brolly with a big metal spike sticking out the top in a thunderstorm.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

wrap the spike in sellotape, and the handle too.
What the fuck? You're the scientist.

Would that work?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

Highly unlikely
and I'm not sure how insulating my DMs are.

I could try building myself a Farraday cage out of paperclips I suppose...
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

They're rubber soled, aren't they?
what if you stuck something rubber on the spike?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

But also steel toe-capped
That might cancel it out.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

but isn't the steel encased in the rubber and leather?
Remember I'm quite shit at physics.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

then how will you use your mobile phone?!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

Reach between the paperclips and text
between lightnings.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

:)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

You're all too clever for me.
You could just get wet and be done with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

5) Profit

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

*CATCHES CYCLOPS IN NET OF WAX*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

thats pretty heroic
I think I'll write a odyssey about it
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

Gah! No!
/studied Homer's Odyssey for GCSE
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

I could write an Iliad instead if you'd prefer?

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

That as well. In Greek.
And Xenophon's Anabasis, which was brilliant.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

How about a limerick?
since you've poo-poo'd the other great works of literature
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

Much better idea!
An Ithacan King called Odysseus
Had nothing in common with Theseus
He sailed in his boat
Had sex with a goat
And then got marooned for ages with a goddess called Calypso*



*may need work
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

may?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

Hahaha
It'll do
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

You Ptolemy lies

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

haha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

there once was a man named achillies
he liked to look at willies
he challenged hector to fight
put his head on a spike
and appollo shot him in his heel....
DAMN!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

there once was a keyboard-like weasel
who tried to lick paint from an easel
the plan was transacted
but the paint was infected
now his his face is a single big measle

;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

pffft!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

i've tried several times to read that
it makes my brain bleed.

as does ulysses
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Don't do Ovid then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

*notes down*
ta
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Oi! You!
You've wished all your rain onto my hospital!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

and mine!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Awesome!
SUPER PUMPED!!!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

...but they'd eaten their tickets
Woo!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

'mittag

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

Mahlzeit!
TGIF, what, what?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

yes indeed
I'm knackered what what.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

yes
the ark would have been fucking massive, just like jungle music.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

hahaha
why are the passengers with the strangest names the ones who get called over the PA.

Anyone remember that thing from a few years ago with the Airport announcements done in a BartSimpson /Moe Sizlak style

edit: well that wasn't hard to find: www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm must be GC-tastic
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

I think there was summat similar in a recent newsletter

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

Its a good 10 years old
*remembers the internet when it made screeching noises*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

R Tape loading error

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

needs more sword wielding quo :)
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

My pilot a few years ago was Captain Crash
Not a word of a lie
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

yipes!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

It was the first time I'd ever flown as well
I was shitting myself
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

Did he wear a cape?

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

Yes. And a mask.

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Hmmm
Could be this bloke

Not sure about his "amazing" telescope though.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

That's nothing
My snip was done by a Dr. Klinger, like him wots out of Mash, and I had an X-Ray machine pointed at me by...

...Bruce Banner.

And no, I didn't make him angry.
( Bad Horsey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Excellent!
You had the snip? Nasty...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Not as nasty
As the possible hoover & coathanger / eighteen years of maintenance results that could happen otherwise.

It wasn't that bad actually. Until the anaesthetic wore off.
( Bad Horsey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

and Eric Burdon

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

The pterodactyl would be able to catch up surely?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)