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( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)

for those pesky larger than life posts


edit: ah, there it is. woo!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

Sorry about that.
My hosting is less than perfect.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

fire your hosting!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)

alan sugars out of a job till next series
GET HIM!
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)

They are the best I can afford.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)

ninja'd?
or is it just acting up?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

Just acting up would be my guess
as I have super cheap shitty hosts.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)

MANY A REDEX UPON THIS EVENING
please sort this out.
I'm sick of redexes.
(creem all over your face, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

Fuck off.
Edit: *fluffs* :)
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)

Ooooh! Its on now! :D
Top job, good sir.
(creem all over your face, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)

i see no red-ex
please update your computer
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

there are no redexes here
may I suggest /talk?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

you know people only use that when they are too lazy to click refresh..

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)

Are you lurking behind internet filters?

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)

I want a Jesus-Bee (not!)
Nicely done!
( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

have a click
and a
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

pfft
Is that a prince albert or just exremely viscous piss?
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)

Hahaha!
I'll take twelve
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

hahahahahaha ace

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

Hahaha!

Had to get this one in ;)
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

Pffft

yes, you did
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)

What is this nonsense?
Edit: *scrolls* oh right yes. Carry on.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7313112
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)

pffft
See DD? I wasn't being unnecessarily unpleasant.
(Sticky Label, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)

er, I asked them to do this...

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

In case your eyes aren't working properly
"Tesco Value mask" isn't a compliment.


And I quote; "no offence mate, but masks should cover the whole of your face"
(Sticky Label, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)

but then i'd be denying the world
a glimpse of my beautiful features
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)

Either that or make the mask a photo of the half of your face that is covered up by the mask.
( Afinkawan, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)

haha
interesting idea...
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)

Yeah, you should either do a drawing of your face on the mask
Or something edgy and arty, like photoshop that part of your face black or something
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)

Tell that to the Phantom of the Opera

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)

No, I just couldn't be bothered to paste in all the sub clauses

(Sticky Label, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)

hehe
brilliant
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

Not
very good
But the shape seems to suit this


Or a seahorse.
(voodoo_economics, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)

I like!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)

awesome!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)

It's just
the concept...
it's shitely done, but I'm sure you could do a much better job
(voodoo_economics, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)

cheers
i wasnt sure about colours but hell, i dont have to limit myself to making one mask.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)

fixed to make more SFW


in response to the comments, i can see why it would be considered borderline NSFW, but if you're working in the kind of place where this would get you in trouble then you probably shouldn't be scanning b3ta in your workplace. or to put it another way i don't feel this is any more 'borderline' than cartoon genitalia, 'mock maddie' or the general mock racism/bigotry etc that's the staple diet here, i doubt anyone would cry 'nswfw' if i'd just typed NIGGER in 3 inch high letters, but you sure as hell would get a raised eyebrow if seen at work? not trying to be a cock, it's just how i see it.

edit 3: :P
( Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

blimey...

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

slimey...

( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

indeed

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

NSFW?

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

i would say nsfw
but im straight so :)
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

Must. Not. Reload. Page.
Image almost NSFW and may dissapear.

*Not pressing F5 again all night.

/Edit. Nice pointless edit there. Wish all censorship was like that.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)

Ta, but its NSFW really :)

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)

Whilst I admire the female body
some bosses are well uptight
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)

but as i always ask
should you be on b3ta at work?
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)

...YES.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)

I'm at home now
but as the FAQ points out, others may not be. Lunch brakes, the odd few minutes here and there, etc
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)

Yes
can somebody do one of them pole thingys you know where you can vote for which ...... :P
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)

omg shes black!

( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:31, archived)

i have to admit i tend to agree with you in this instance
it's pretty tiny and a boss would have to be pretty damn close to see it, and god forbid they read anything else posted here

although having said that, this is hardly a masterpiece you've slaved hours over(no offence) so it wouldn't be any great hardship to replace it with something fluffy.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)

haha perhaps you don't quite understand
if someone considers it NSFW

THEN LINK IT...

it's not your fucking job you're losing, cheers x
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)

perhaps you don't understand
i don't think it's NSFW, i think it's borderline... and if you've a problem with borderline stuff (or are worried work will), then wtf are you doing on b3ta at work?
( Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)

it's not your choice what they do at work
however it is YOUR responsibility, to regulate what you post.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)

I don't think you're in any position
to tell us all off.

This is one of the first rules of b3ta - nothing that looks like or could reasonably be interpreted as porn.
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)

Look, it's not about what you think here
if people say they think it's NSFW, then link it. It's that easy really.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)

Besides,
I've already saved it to my PC, so it can be taken down now.

/Goes back to watch it again.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)

Hehehe

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)

Hurrah!
Granny-Venge!
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)

yes, that's how you see it
and I may agree

but the FAQ states differently though....so please link it anyway
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)

you don't get to decide what's NSFW.
you just have to link it as soon as someone says it is. abusive text, pictures of abducted girls and racism are not ever likely to be considered porn. Naked women are. Link it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)

i get that...
...i don't get why 'busive text, pictures of abducted girls and racism' are fine at work, whereas a small .gif of a woman partial obscured by text is BAD!!!!
( Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)

I think it's because the pics can be viewed and interpreted from afar
and text cannot
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)

:D
i challenge you to have troulbe interpretting 'nigger' in screen high letters from afar.

it's irrelevant anyway, imo it's sfw now... if anyone still has a problem with the current image... well then they're odd, but i'm sure their mother loves them.
( Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)

Give the Nigger one a go.
See what happens. It's a science experiment.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)

i would
but i like trolls less than uptight cliques :P
( Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)

hahaha!
fairly well handled
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)

cheers!

and I do think a screen tall high NIGGER won't go down lightly either...probably gets you naughty banned
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)

Naked pictures tend to result in an edit to your post
straightforward racism tends to result in an outright banning.

Also, posting stuff to test what you can get away with before the mods intervene will probably end up in a banning too, purely for the sheer annoyance factor.

B3ta is not a forum for free speech - it's an internet message board. What you can and can't post is entirely up to the people who run the site - if you don't like it, you are welcome to start your own messageboard somewhere else.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)

thanks for that little lecture
but seeing as i've edited my post, and discussed my views in a polite manner, maybe you could drop the attitude, or if you prefer just fuck off in general?

thanks :)
( Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)

I could fuck off
but I'm not going to.

I was not intending to give the impression of any particular 'attitude' other than just mention the way things have tended to work on the board over the years.

I suppose that's the problem with communicating via an impersonal, written medium - people can tend to miss out on your tone and meaning, and take things entirely the wrong way.

For example, I have been reading your posts as, "WHINE WHINE WHINE... WHY IS EVERYBODY PICKING ON ME... IT'S NOT FAIR!!!", but I am sure that's not the case.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)

because you can't be sacked for looking at the word "nigger" onscreen
legally. However, an employer can legally sack you for looking at porn.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)

this^
well the bit about objections anyway, i had one instance where a post of mine was objected to/misconstrued and linked.
i see no point in pissing people off even if they're wrong.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)

I don't think that's especially NSFW
it's certainly less so than NIGGER in what you said
(Sticky Label, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)

much sencce you speak
im willing to chance it anyway
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)

you make me scream
(in a good way)
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)

...

(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)

hey,
im not black!
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)

Get some brown shoe polish and you could be.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)

this fills me with schmerg merm schmerg merm merm schmerg!
:D
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)