honest?

error message?

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( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)

*clicks 'yes'*
no wait *clicks 'no'*
head asplodes!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)

pfft
Talk about cheak! I sit down to take the first bite of my much advertised dinner and a guest
comes up and says: 'I know you're eating but I can't get my room mates laptop to connect to the
WIFI. Can you look at it now?'

Twunt!
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)

do you not have a penis, and a bladder?
there is a solution to this request

:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)

I did shove a chip in his face and tell him
These are the only chips I'll be working with for a while.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)

nice gag
now kick him in the throat
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)

you mean you wish you'd thought of that while he was standing there

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)

Naaa
To his face.

It particularly took the piss as I kindly spent a good portion of yesterday resolving spyware and
virus problems on it from last time with all the pr0n site he visited when he last borrowed it!
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)

i'm guessing it was a male guest
if they were female you'd be tapping it right now
( mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)

Ha ha, this ^
and the laptop ;)
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)

Naaa I'm old enough and grizzly enough
to be totally nonbiased in being a cunt.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)

you have wifi at hostels these days?
fucking hell, thought they were meant to be the epitomy of basic shelter.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)

IT is
We only get Tescos value caviar! But when I say the WIFI wasn't working, I meant the problem was
he wasn't pulling the string taut between the cans.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)

but 'No' is always the right answer.

( mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)

I thought it was
right click - properties - disable office assistant?
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)