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( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

arf!
topical!
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

Hehe
Bit of nostalgia for the old folks
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

rats can't vomit

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Dogs can't look up
what's your point?


_{I'm missing it totally, aren't I?}
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

yes
that was a mark and lard graveyard shift meme
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

*smacks forehead*
I am sorry Mr Micto. Lines on the blackboard?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

chop 'em out lady
(although a mirror would be more in keeping)
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

*gets the special razorblade*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

And I can't turn left
it's my b3taday tomorrow and I'm not going to be around to post anything, not that I've got anything worth posting.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

Well think of something quickly!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

MARK AND LARD.
YEAH.

Get t'bed.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Hahaha!
I STILL miss them . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

anyone know of anywhere you can download their best bits?

Funniest thing on the radio evar!

Biggedy biggedy bong!
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

I am RISsing

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

it's a catchphrase from a radio 1 radio program
that was very popular with students and other jobless layabout
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

ahhh right
the last time I listened to the radio was in the 80s
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

Well I've had a lovely day
so I'm going to take my pound
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

Can never see your stuff :-(
But you are quoting the Jumblies, so you are forgiven
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

Overcomes web filters :)
www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

Haha
I thought most Southerners didn't "get" them?
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

Is that cos you're northern and thick?
Been born 300 miles in another direction doesn’t stop funny being funny.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

I don't know...
you can tell a joke in manchester, and they won't laugh in london

...they can't hear it!

/ken dodd
( Mushroom, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

I guess your phone would have been nicked in under 3 secs
in Manchester.

So saying use a phone wouldn't work.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

liverpool, surely
in manchester you'd just have been shot
( Mushroom, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

I always find it sad when people boast about how hard their town is.
It’s not an accolade. Its bad.
This country is going to the dogs.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

Blimey
Would you like some fries with your bitter?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

fries?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

Fries and bitter
it's a northern thing.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

Bitter. No. Bored Yes.
Listens to Scousser comics claim they are funny cos they from “Mersey” drives me up the wall.

North / South jokes are as funny and Cat Vs Dog joke.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

I don't know any cat vs. dog jokes.
Tell us one.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)

Yeah obviously I'm thick because I'm a Northerner.
to quote VampireMonkeyonSpeed earlier
"what are you? some sort of cunt?"
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

face
bovered
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

Fairly do's.

( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

( Mushroom, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

Arf!
Is that the wheel of misfortune!?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

GET TO BED!

( evil_andy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

aaaaaw I miss them :)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

hahaha
oh i miss them terribly :(
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

*wipes away nostalgic tear*
*pixie dances*
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)