Apologies for shitness and length
Really, really struggled getting the motivation for this one. And it shows!
FirstlySecondlyNowly:

"Clank" said Mr Bigs
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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45,
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Gosh,
how very wacky.
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DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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Lawks!
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wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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