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(Steve_LF, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

That's fucking scary.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

*imagines getting eaten by Gordon*

( spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Hmm..
That sounds sexual, any way, I have to go, until later!
( spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

sexual picture of GB
and you're sneaking off for a while...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

yep, he's thinking of popping out that glass eye
and..., well, need I go on?
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

car ex
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

almost as scary as this


in other news: 'ning the board!
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

Jesus.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

'ning
:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Ning mediocre!
If a train came towards me looking like that I'd fucking run.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Office Lol

( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

All aboard the Peppers Train!
Destination: rape.

'ning Medi
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

He isn't a rapist!

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Only because he didn't get the chance to....
Now he's a train there'll be no stopping him.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

SUPER HAPPY SURPRISE MASSIVE TRAIN BUMSECKSTIEM

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

EMERGENCY LUBE!

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

it hasn't been proven that he isn't

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Well ok, no.
But innocent until proven guilty and all that.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

it hasn't been proven that you aren't

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

Pfft

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

*rapes*

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

hahaha
excellent come back Mr boy
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

how about...

( new_matt, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

hahahahah
Brian Peppers is actually the best thing to have ever happened to b3ta. I would honestly rather see hundreds of Peppers images than half of the shit that is posted on this fucking pile of wank beeta dot com, including the crap I constantly post. I'M OUTTA HERE SHIT HEADS.



P.s. NEW PM IS A DIV LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

*clicks*

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

yurrghhh!!
:(
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

'ning 'ning 'ning
all aboard all aboard!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

You've made him look a bit like Charles Kennedy!

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

doesn't look nearly pissed up enough
:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

OMG WTF! b3tan!
awesome SUPER PUMPED!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

*puts on bikini*
*spluffs*
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Drunk?

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

:)

(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Arf
I know who I'd prefer
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Poor bloke.
You're honest about your problems, and they hound you out of your job.

Gits. :-(

(nice image though!)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

^ THIS
I thought he was an excellent leader and really didn't see the big deal.

Better than that old cunt with the stupid name now.
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Too true.
The new guy just seems like a total waste of space.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Emperor Ming?
He has no clue about modern society- he's living in a timewarp.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

He'd be ace too.
"You want us to go to war? Hell, we're already at war with everyone! FLY MY MINIONS, FLY!"

*SPLOSIONS*
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

Winston Churchill was an alcoholic
No one seems too bothered about that
( Battle Camel, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

He smoked indoors too.
How times have changed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

These Democrats aren't so Liberal...

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

yep
with you on this one.
( moogy boobles, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

Politicians shouldn't be allowed to have problems
Especially not mental ones.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Well that disqualifies anyone who wants to be one in the first place then...

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

Also disqualifies all the PMs we've ever had.

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

I meant mental problems
not mental people
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

:D Bless him.
I think he just wanted to be honest with everyone- I felt so fucking sorry for him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Yeah, the truth always comes out when you're pissed

(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

Hahahaha
you're so wonderfully mean.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

I do agree on this matter.
And the timing was good too...

"Congratulations on the baby, err, you're fired."
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

*jumps on the media-blaming bandwagon*
They really did go for blood, the jackals. He's better off out of it- too nice for politics.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

So people with mental problems aren't mental people?
But then..

and...

with...

*brain asplodes*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Having a mental problem suggests it's something temporary that can be treated and made to go away
Being a mental person suggests there is something fundamentally wrong that can't be changed.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

So the latter applies to George Bush
and the former refers to every other politician then?
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

*is educated*
I think either qualifies for someone wanting to be an MP though...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

I don't think that many politicians have a documented mental illness
besides, what I was saying is that it shouldn't be allowed
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

It's very difficult to diagnose a problem
if the person who has that problem won't accept that there's something wrong with them.
Given that part of a politician's job is to be self-important and confident, I doubt they'd ever admit to having mental problems unless under extreme pressure - as with the Lib Dem leader.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

True but you don't always need an admission for a problem to be apparent
especially with something like substance or behavioural addiction.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)

Some of the previous leaders already have had such issues.
Like said above, Winston Churchill.

Looking for a perfect leader who's as clean as scrubbed crystal is nigh on impossible.

It's where it compromises the position most is a problem. Having said that who's not to say having a problem in the first place creates a learning curve.
Cowboy.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)

Sorry. I was just trying to be lightly amusing.
However, as we're now in debate :)

t's a difficult thing to enforce. Being a party leader is a pretty stressful job (I'd imagine), and can often lead to short term problems that can be 'cured'. Does this mean that anyone suffering under the strain should be banned until they're better?

How does one define such a problem, and how stricly to we adhere to the definitions?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

^this, too.

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

I wasn't saying it was enforceable

(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)

It's a valid point though...
Strictly speaking those who are in the corridors of power shouldn't be prone to bouts of instability...

I say make them spend one day every week going through rigorous mental testing to see if they've cracked yet.

Sooner or later they all will.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

Badum tisss..
Arf!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

don't like his party....
but thought he was great lol, his appearances on HIGNFY always made me laugh, seemed like a guy with a sense of humour...rare for a politician...
(Scotteh, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

^this.
with less 'lol'.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

has he had a stroke?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

r
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hey! Hey Guys! I Just thought of something!
You know that song by The Stranglers....
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Peaches?
Eh?
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

No no! You know, "Golden brown, texture like sun"
Someone really needs to do this for the compo!
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

LOL!

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

LOL

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

That was on the first record I owned
my dad got it free with his trousers.

We'd never had 'pop' music in the house before then.

/reminisces
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

Records free with trousers?
Now those were the days.

Were they golden brown trousers, by any chance?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

christ on a bike, how fucking posh are you?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

I'm not posh!
I didn't even have a pony!
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

ponies are dreadfully down market, my dear
one can't be seen with one, really
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

www.iloveponies.com

Scary but true.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

yeah, i saw
a pale imitation
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

chuffchuffchuff
might as well repost this here:

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Oh Good Grief
And woo!
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

I do love that
so very much
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

Lawlz Gordan
Perfect! :D
(Barefoot-shedtroll, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

make more sense little gordon!

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)