As Gordon Worked Diligently on his new cabinet...
... you couldn't help but think there was an accident waiting to happen...


From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

Flid Gordon!
woo
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

I believe you mean
Flid!



ahhhhhhhh, he saved every-one-of-us!
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

aaah-haaaaaa!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

pfft

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

ha ha ha
classic broon
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

are you referring to me or to gordon broon?
'ning, incidentally.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

ning
and you
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahaha
Top notch Bs
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

Hehehe

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

nice one B2T3
... we need* more DT teachers

*need in the loosest term refering to the low supply of DT teachers compared to the number of positions which are required to be filled. That society as a whole has need for more or any DT teachers is a matter for discussion
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

I think this needs serious debate
shall I put the Kettle on?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

hell yeah put the kettle on
but I have long term forecasting meeting in like 15 minutes so it can only be a brief brew
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

Is DT what they're calling CDT now?
Is Home Ec still called Domestic Science?
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

must be
It was CDT in may day too

I think they've done away with the Craft aspect
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

I think they just call it technology...
so that it covers things like electronics and robot making, the skills of the future... I think crafts been move to a more arts based environment
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

We just called it bollocks in my day
and my bird table fell apart two weeks after it was graded. At least it was after!

I'm much more practical now, and have been told I'm very good with my hands.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

We didn't even have it at my school
We had fucking needlework.

/went to school that thought it was the 1950s
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

in my school
you could choose to learn science or farming... if you did farming you didn't have to learn science...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

I choose farming
aaarrrrrrrrrrrr
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

We could choose to do needlework, or decoupage, or other girly things
which one boy, Francis I believe, chose once and was bullied relentlessly.

He's probably committed suicide by now, or become an MP.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

we just called it cookin'
I don't they do so much with the ironing and how to keep your man happy and make clothes from rags and stuff...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

They did courses on how to keep a man happy?!
Did you go to a Catholic school?
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

I thought in the 50's a things they taught girls
stuff like rapid retreval of slippers, how not to turn your nose up when your man farts, how to get along with your husband's mistress or outsine her with superior cake decoration... how to get up at the crack of dawn to put makeup on so he never sees you without it
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

Ah shite! *GOOOH*
Ah've sliced mah finger! *GOOOOH*
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)

our CDT teacher severed 3 fingers on a band saw in class
"Don't panic!"
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

DON'T panic?
Jesus... if that's not an appropriate time to panic when is?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

when Jess Radley gets her hair caught in the band saw.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

Hmm... Natalie Mincher got her hair caught in a sewing machine once...
Oh how we laughed.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

our CDT teacher went mad and made us all walk individually into the wood cupboard full of wood
and wouldn't let us come out until we had shouted from inside the room to teh rest of teh class that 'THERE IS NO WOOD IN HERE' and then he gave us all a lesson about how you couldn't teach or learn woodwork without wood... despite the room full of wood.

he retired soon afterwards
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

Ha ha - my teachers were never that interesting...

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

naughty gordon
where's your googles?
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)