Who can forget that hilarious 70s sitcom


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(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Wonderful!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

haha
Great!
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

haha
excellent style, woo!

'ning all
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

'lo db
Hows things?
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahaha
woo!
( mictoboy, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

you'd better fecking watch out, n00b!
Any more of this and I'm going to kidnap you and keep you in my cellar . . . FOR EVAR!

Woo! That's arse-scorchingly good! AGAIN!!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Nice
hat!
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

It's bought out and dusted off for deserving cases . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

you took yer time!
hehehe!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

hahah this is top

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

well,
tip top
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

baaa

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

get out of it ewe too
it's not tupping season yet
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

baa?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

I'll let you into the field with th ewes in August
but there's about 40 of them to get through
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

baa.
:D
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

top work again
I sense another monkeon...
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

There is a current wave
of top humus n00bs

*Edit, I only just noticed it's the same person!
( spaceage, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

It's the prescott
cameo that made the episode
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha!
watch ya back archie your fp domination days are coming to an end.

*clicks
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

*self-spang*
Mindpissage.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha
/auto complete

also - you're either king of the noobs or you might be someone else pretending to be someone else with pretence!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

My vote is for King of the n00bs
It doesn't look much like anyone else's work that I know


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

^this
praps monkeon's reached the FP limit and had to register again
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

hahahaha

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

remember when Happy Toast first came on board?
er, I mean baaa.
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

Who?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

vaguely ..
..remembers .. by George!! Excellently done .. clcikstisy
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

What a start you've made dear boy.
At this rate you'll be stealing TGA's place as head of the front page.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

:) you win the internets!
that is WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
( Tesco Quality Drinking from cans of ronsonol lighter fluid since, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

MOST WOO!
i long for Part 2.

HOUPLA!
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha

( new_matt, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

woot!
b3ta.com/board/7347477
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

maybe!
nah, course not.
(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

careful, you're spoiling your FP to post count ratio ;)

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

it's mostly because a lot of noobs can be quite trollish
whether intentional or not

It's been quite rare of recent to get many new starters that "get" the board, let alone ones with that exceptional mix of talent and hummus!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

yes
I don't remember a n00b so good for NEARLY 3 years . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Showoff! ;)

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

oh noes!
On a saturday

that must mean that it's Coming up on Doc G's (RIP) b3taday soon too
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

21 days ago, you missed it
Flowerpot and FoldFive are three today


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

yay
we should make cake... where is pt, not seen her lovely legs around here in ages
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

She's been busty during the day
but she's been around in the eve'nings a bit . . . I mayde her a card


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

ma-an
why does everyone leave me in the end...?

*feels like a staggeringly handsom elektro-glam harry potter*
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

bugger
I knew you four were sign-ons from around the same time

I'm three in October
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

i'll be 1 in a few months...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

I'm 1 tomorrow
but I won't be around for it :(
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

*cries*

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

ha ha ha ha
*checks behind youe ears*

yup, still wet.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

button it, grandad!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

*smokes pipe*
*sups mild*
*for the last time in a pub from this Sunday*
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

I emailed the Doc this week
He's buried in a cave.
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

sounds like him

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

not for 4 years, 0 months and 9 days in fact

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

stone me - a talking sheep
no more tupping for you sunshine - we'll have you on the stage!!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

bugger

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

when you say 'have' . . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

MUTTON BURGERS!

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

Yep.
I posted a couple on the main board when I first signed up, didn't *quite* get it, left it for a good while, and now I think my shops are ok.
( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

yep
tis good stuff
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Cheers.

( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

So is there going to be a part 2?
The mock up 70's style is great too
( spaceage, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

That's just what I was going to ask.
Please say yes :)
( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

maybe
Cameron would make a good 'man about the house' lodger Richard o'Sullivan with two girls on his arm.
(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Ha! Yes.
With Anne Widecombe and Cherie Blair as the girls.
( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

yes!
this has to be done!
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

TERRY AND JOOOOOOOOON!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

Arf!
Terry and June directed by David Lynch.... Ooooh yes...
( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

Terry's name...
...is a killing word!
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

hahaha
lovely stuff!
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Hahaha
This is the aceness!
( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

cor!!
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

ey up
nice one
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Fantastic

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

brilliant!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

hahaha
Prescott would make an excellent bigoted northern 70s sitcom character..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

isn't that what he is in reality?

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

true
a kind of left wing Alf Garnett..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

lol
left wing

:D

well, dunno, power mad certainly :D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

pfffft!
epic
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

brilliant!

(ivor_the_engine, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

*mesmerised*
I love that sheep
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

That's brilliant!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

I say thats rather spiffing
Did anyone ever do a Tony & June version?
( Lynxkitten, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Ye Gods, Man...
Genius in one so young....

( collapsibletank Psst...., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

Should we kill it?
For all our sakes?
( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Yes.
Quietly, though. Don't want to make a scene.

( collapsibletank Psst...., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

I'll get the
Binbags.
( Monty Propps, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

hahahahaha
the wins everything
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

superb! another corker!

( The Great Architect, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

Sweet mother of mercy
That is fan-flipping-tastic!
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

awesome!
well done that noob
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Fucking L
That is great!
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)

This
wins every competition created ever.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

You are an uncommon genius and I commend you to the board


( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

Yootha Joyce
I would.
( neOnbubble is both bubbly and neonny., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

haha!
excellent stuff
( mutated monty, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

hurray
And the winner of the best newcomer award goes to....
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)

you sir
are the King of the N00bs

3 FPs in one week.
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)

Ace. I can say no more.

( FoldsFive, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)

wow!
3 fps in over a week! What a carry on! ;)
great stuff Mr Hawtrey!
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)

great post, great username...

...great times *sigh*

w/y/h
( mozza, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

And on that day FP became known as CH
bloody hell, 3 for 3, nice work there sir : )
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

gosh
cheers for all the lovely praise guys!
:)
(Charles Hawtrey, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

You suck, shit boy.



Lololol, just kidding - keep 'em coming! ;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)

Three frontpages in one week?!?
Blimey, you're settling in rather quickly
(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)

"just look at her face"
haha!
well done
( lemonhead, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

This is totaly fantastic
The end.
( SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

Comedy gold!
Excellent!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)