How is a Prime Minister like a Poor Matador?


From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

(Penultimate Straw married a poor judge of character, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)

I know I know!
Is it cos they have the same initials?
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)

They both
like sucking bulls off?
( routine and Pantene, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

both have terrorist attacks on their country in their first week in office??

(The Director of Directing, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

This makes me happy!


Shit in the cunt's gob before he dies Mr Elephant
( Jahled 1.1%er, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

matadors are cunts
lets set their frigin heads alight and see how they like it, they deserve everything they get despite how old the tradition,
( FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)

It's an old tradition that serves no purpose to the bulls they kill for blood lust
It's very dramatic and stuff, but completely pointless. 'Entertainment' out of such slaughter eludes me, completely
( Jahled 1.1%er, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

i like the bullfight in "once upon a time in mexico"
joyous revenge
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

oh
would be all the funnier if the elephant had a gun too

:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)

coz they always
Balls up?
( FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

um pa lum pa
doom-pa-dee-do
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

groan!
(I cheated and checked the file name.)
Picador. Any door. I'll get me coat.
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)