Oh the puerility!

I edited the tits, but left the cocks. Strange how the world works.
Clank for big uncensored wizards!
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

*giggle*
you're a loon
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Arise Sir Hatstand

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

eh?
Y'what?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

HOLY CRAP
That is SHITE
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

SHHH!
edit to say it's crap . . . Irongirl made it . . . C];0)

yes, it is


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

top millinist
and number one AMcD fan
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

LA LA LA LAAAA
not listening . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

haha
:D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

hahahah
I read it as "winnet biscuits"!!
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

nice one
reminds me of my incurable deep psychological torment...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

sit down and tell me all about it

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Egg yolks in the eyes is how I'm doin em
MCs smoke crack, I smoke aluminum!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

*leaves notepad on chair arm and wanders off to make a cup of lithium*

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager's still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

*resumes not listening*
hmm?

and tell me about your cat
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

its breath smells like cat food
and I fancy it
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Cor!
2 sugars please!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

is being a clinical psychologist / psychotherapist well paid?
I've always fancied it as a line of work
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahaha
*adores*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

*sulks*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

oooh sulking
sulking as though from incurable deep psychological torment?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

yes!
exactly that!

i have paranoid delusions and abandonment issues
does that work?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

*tears off clothes*
me too! I'm damaged too! Let's rut like stoats!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

stoats?
stoats!
how dare you!

oh dear, we appear to be naked and rutting anyway
ah well
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

*sets up camera and recording equipment*
Ok....and action
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

TOATS!

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

haha
I love stoats that gloat about their toats!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

you might want to try
nonopergonophobia: fear of losing your fantistically impressive beard... although why I'm helping you I'm not sure
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

loosing

i do have paruresis though if that's any good
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

Oh. My. GHOD!!!!!!
How much do I want to meet a bloke with that?!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

a wee tiny bit?

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

that's not wee
and it's not just a bit either!

;)

*goes to google local nonopergonophobia support groups*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

Fucking hell I have that!
Me
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

that is exceedingly impressive
and I think you may have found the perfect website for a certain twisted strumpet wot resides around here... she'll not be speaking to anyone for ages now
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

basically this^
later y'all!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

haha
just the words were enough to make me laugh!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

^this

( routine and Pantene, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Thank ye.
It's a phrase I popped out with during an INTENSE iSketch outing.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

well it certainly
won't get nicked by Nuts then.
( Spunky McPunk the awkward moment when you [dull anecdote], Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

I've sent it to the Catholic Herald
tagged as Pope John XI
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

:D

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

i wonder why the pope likes cats so much

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

You are peculiar
I like that!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Well, if they were Catholic Cocks,
They wouldn't (necessarily) have been circumcised.

fact.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

Unless there was a medical reason
They may all have suffered from phimosis
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Stoneybridge
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

Will that require sound?

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

yes

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

I shall check it out when I get home then
As I have none here
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

What is your job?
I know it's medical.
(Pachey, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

Not medical at all these days
I just absorb medical terminology like a sponge
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

that's your job?
interesting
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

Yes, I am a Terminology Sponge
It pays well
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

do you wear square pants?

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

And live in a pineapple under the sea

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

Say hi to Gary for me!
* meow *
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

Yes, if one had Psimosis...
one would definitely be suffering.

But it's nothing a little stretching from repeated usage wouldn't take care of. Any former boy virgin would tell you that.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahaha
That goes in the special drawer!

*pushes stack of JJ porn out of the way*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

*intercepts*
Hello, The Neville

Did you see this nonsense yesterday?



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

Hurrah!
Make more sense, little train!

I like that! I want a crossing! Want!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

Then I shall start a campaign!
Oi! you lot! Give The Neville a crossing!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

*digs out Big Country's debut album*

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

gah
I thought I'd buried every last one of them
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

There is a "Neville's Cross"
already

some mens chopped each other up on some historical occasion hundreds of years ago

what naughty mens :D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

shouldn't there be some kind of cloud around those cocks?
:D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Hhmm. Good point.
Maybe a light mist.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

:)

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

every
sperm is sacred, but the wizard isn't
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

ACE!
state of that cock under the wine and biscuits one!

o_O
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

It's an attempt
at a catholic fish sign symbol thing. But like all fish, it's hard to get the balls in.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

Clever. I thought it was just an impossibly kinky cock with rather shrivelled nads.
I'm sure I've said that before sometime .....
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

arf!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

he is my new favourite wizard

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)