Got to be quick with the competition stuff this morning
So any more ideas?

Some of last weeks good ones:
* "Fish's thoughts" (via Samsonite)
* Write your own poem and illustrate it (via monkeon)
* (not so) incredible new technology (via spassmonkey)
* vegetables of the future (via munkt0n)

And finally:

* Greenpeace have asked b3ta to photoshop for world peace. (Images not featuring Bush, Blair and Saddam buggering each other would be nice.)
( chthonic, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

new phones/phone accessories id like to see
what id do if i was prime minister

oooo didnt see the world peace one... could be good (do they really know what they're letting themselves in for?)
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)

How about
* Where does the 2ed sock go?
* What's REALLY in the closet at night?
* Yelow Snowmen
* Inconvenant places to fart
* Animal Club (beating of animals)
( .90Nz0., Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

The B3ta Book of World Records
would be nice, but world peace is probably more important (especially if it's not full of political cliches).
(Indole Ring, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)

I do like the b3ta book of world records idea
and will continue to lobby for it:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

As do I..
..for three weeks now
( sick_boy, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

I like the idea of photoshop for
world peace. there was a suggestion similar to it last week.
Just worried about the amount of Bush/Blair/Saddam content :(
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)

I think the greenpeace one could be very funny
and serious at the same time...
( thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

well if Greenpeace want peace
let's give'em a piece of our minds.

Failing that, how about "Kittens doing cute things"?

:o)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

Orking pets, orking pets!!!!
that is all
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

world peace
is good! and veggies too.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)

I like the world
peace one. Or "Dead Presidents".
( bob dinosaur, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)

I think it has to be Greenpeace!
.
( sick_boy, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

Street Map of the Internet
dunno. just sprang to mind. world peace would be good.
(Tendency, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

those are the best ideas
fresh and unsullied by rationality.
( chthonic, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

World peace would be lovely...
Heck, if everyone had photoshop they'd be too busy to start wars!

Just imagine what Bush and Saddam would do if they had photoshop... What a thought... Blair of course wouldn't be able to use it, he's too spastic. He'd get that Campbell fucker to do the dirty for him.

edit: that give me silly competition idea - "what bush would do if he had photoshop". course it would be full of knobs, i'm sure..
( dr_fonz, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

Lies we tell children - based on fact!
and I'm talking about silly things such as "if the wind changes you'll stay like it" etc. Not things like special games with Uncle John in the attic
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

you're a nice sweetie
would you like a little girlie?
( thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

Of course...
Now I'm the grandad.
( dr_fonz, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Hmmm... I can't see well enough to do that challenge.
But then, my mother did warn me about that!
( dr_fonz, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

that's the idea!

( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

It's got to be world peace surely?
Get's my vote
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

Fishes Thoughts!

But overall World peace gets my vote (Damn.. Just have to do "Do Halibut Bream of Electric Eels?" another time)
( Equus is hunting jobs, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

are you fishing
for puns?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

world peace!
thats something I've always wanted to do. ever since being miss sutton in ashfield!
(PornDungeon, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

Pep mentioned
"the war sponsored by...." last night.

I like..
"backstage at the circus"
"my car wouldnt start because...."
"whats down the back of the sofa?"
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

This bombing raid bought to you by...

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

Or turn it on its head...
good reasons to go to war
(Mr Ben, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

Greenpeace
please
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:02, archived)

Fart, wee and poo
British toilet humour - show the world how its done

Oh, and world peace
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

I was gonna suggest
"Nothing But Flowers", god knows what you could do with that, but it just sprang up on my playlist.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

thankk goodness you don't listen to 'Anal Cunt'
then ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Photoshop in a different culture
what pics would we get if b3ta was Portugese or Japanese etc.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

just whack a yellow sunwashed tint
on everything.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

Hmmm...
that would be interesting
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

good idea!
perestroika b3ta!
( munkt0n, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

Um
Posts that should have made it to the front page but were rejected by humourless and petty mods?
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)

Nope
we're definitely not having that one.

I really fail to see the humour in it, and anyway it's not petty enough.
( chthonic, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

You bastard.
I hate you all.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

but surely
DJ Hetz Hudson would win that before it was started?
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

i love dj
hudson hetz.
he roxxors my soxxors
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

Waiter ! - Reasons to complain
The worlds worst job
Poor career choices
The famous take a holiday
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

Organic evil robots.
Made from foodstuffs.

Or

Delicious new sweets.

edit. I'm really craving sugar now. must resist.
( Banana, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)

How about
Modern Public Information Films/Posters - For what people NEED to know nowadays.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

Didn't we do that not so long ago?
I favour anything to do with food myself. Especially sweeties.
( Banana, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

Photoshop Chump Manbear
would be good.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

Sweeties

( Banana, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

haha!

( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)

Happy as Larry:
Why is larry so happy?
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

I like the poem one
but only because I've got a few appropriate reposts.
It'll have to be world peace.
( wayward., Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)

how about
photoshop eminem on a bus
(riot, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)