To wish a friend good luck on his job interview tomorrow
I done gone and drawed him as a snail eating a lolly.

Clank for bigs and a splash of colour.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

ok

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

Good luck him!
I want a lolly now. But not that one.
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

*finds lolly for you*

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

ew
that's a really funny looking lolly! ;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

it's kind of pinky purple
and sticky.

and it's got a hole in it!




and the stick's thicker than the lolly!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

*checks for hidden camera in the toilet*

are you watching me?
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

what does it taste like?

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

cheese....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

i haven't tasted it
unlike wee benjy there
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

well if you've let him suck your lolly I'm not going to
that's unhygenic
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

it's ok!
i work in hospital!!
here, let me swab it with alcohol...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

oh no
he's never sucked my lolly!




shut up Benjy!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

sorry,
i couldn't fit your lolly AND your cock and nuts in!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

*eyes suspiciously*
I'm not sucking that!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

well it's not going to suck itself!

*penguins*
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

I prefer to bite, personally
Shall I?
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

it's all good.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

*bites hard*
Ooh! It has a red centre!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

ok stop now

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

it oozes!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

oozes fires 30ft!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

you need to delve further for the creamy centre

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

well after the mace incident yesterday i expect nothing else.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

don't mention the bear

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

i mentioned it once
but i think i got away with it
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

The sherbet dib-dab bear?

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

I once alluded to it
and I ended up in hospital!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

his glasses
are useless
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

They do nothing!

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

they make him look
sexyier

edit: ninjad
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

it's a very shit ninja
that comes back to tell you he was there
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

I seek only enlightenment
and fame and glory... not in that order
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

and riches
don't forget riches
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

all I need is a toke, a pack of smokes
and a fequent meal.. oh wait and a record deal, and a mansion, oh wait, and a shiny car ... NINJA SUPERSTAR!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

*buys matte black bling, and gold plated sword*

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

or a very cocky one
"Hi, just letting you know I was here fucking about with your stuff.

Regards,
The Ninja"
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

p.s. nice pants

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

p.p.s. Your milk is off and I ate your last poptart. Can you leave some cookies out next time?

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

p.p.p.s:
dentists recommend that you change your toothbrush every 6 weeks! You're not fooling anyone.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

damn him!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

'lo weasel!
shall we minibash tomorrow and sort the 'stuff' out?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Sure, but how will we get twenty kilos of coke through Cosham town centre?

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

take a number?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

dressed as mexican banditos
of course
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

cheesy triangular crisps?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Enchiladitos!
they make you wanna eat 'em!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)