Its funny because its sort of true.
Only sort of. It wasn't rape, she does it for a living, the big whore.

Hello, you giant vagina *hugs*
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

aha! You hugged a vagina!
FUCKING BIG LESBIANS

Hello! My broadband appears to be working today, which is nice
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

Cor, thats new.
Bout fucking time. How the devil are you squire?
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)

"today"
It's so shit I might cry!

I'm fucking awesome thanks. How's yer lovely self?
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

I'm incredible, as per.
Why the piss haven't you sorted it out yet? I'd be cancelling my payments in a rage, and organising some kind of mass bumrape.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)

I did that with my last provider
But seeing as it's still happening I think the fault lies with BT. IF only they'd get their fucking fingers out and find out what's wrong.

Don't think I've spoken to you in a while. I ended up taking the Wireless tickets. Daft Punk are the best act I have ever seen live ever ever ever. They were amazing.
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)

*weeps*
I'd give my right eye to see Daft Punk.

Were 2 Many DJs there?
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)

Unfortunately not
I'll give you my japs eye?

I was expecting them to be good, but they totally blew me away. Oxygen had both DP and 2 Many DJ's. Fucking T in the Park shared nearly all the bands EXCEPT FOR THEM. Was still a fantastic time though
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

Hurrah!
Festivals are always good no matter what the line up is.

I'm all sad about my festivalless summer now. You utter cunt.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)