I asked my dad what "wank" meant when I was 7
he sent me to my room for the rest of the day.

Edit: An older boy also asked if I knew what a "prostitute" was. I proudly said that I did: "The opposite of a catholic"
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

...to wank?

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

wank is a crude word for masturbation.
and we've already discussed what masturbation is, right?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

it's the irish bloke who invented harbours isn't it?
and it's spelt masterbaysean
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)