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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

Zoo magazine
We here at ZOO have seen your work Spank1.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email info@zooweekly.co.uk and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

ZOO
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

argh...
at least they are asking though.
Heard they were just taking them before..

Anywho, don't they know that most people here dislike them?
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)

nah I'm just in an odd mood
I edited the message with Puromycin's filename
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

hehe
Fair enough.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

Nuts Magazine
We here at NUTS have seen your reply to Spank1.jpg on b3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT A REPLY!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email info@nutsweekly.co.uk and make the subject heading REPLY. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

NUTS
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

pff!
it's funny cos it's trueish
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms/Miss Zoo
I would much prefer if you published this without asking.
That way I can get all indignant, moan on the board and get lots of sympathy, write you a stroppy letter and you shut me up with an Xbox.

If I give you permission I get sod all! That's not fair!

Love and kisses,
Bloop
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)

^this

( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

:D
I was hoping I'd heard the end of all this nonsense, but it seems like there's no end of things to winge about.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)

It's good for the soul though
(in moderation).
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)

They asked me for permission to use my Post-Op Pat image
I told them to fuck off!

No I didn't!

I told them they could print it if they liked!

I don't really care, it's all about the art, man. It's all about the art.

I like the fact that bricklayers and teenage boys may get a chuckle out of my image. I am giving something... to a world... which only knows... how to take.


THIS SHALL BE MY LEGACY.
( Leningrad, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

Today, bricklayers and teenage boys...
...tomorrow, accountants and teenage girls?
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)

hahahaha
the art!!!!
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)

I take my art very seriously
My work 'Post-Op Pat' was a cutting jab at the perception of gender roles in the workplace.
( Leningrad, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)

ja,
I'm a bit peeved that some people have decided that their own views represent the interests of all b3ta users with this thing.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)

The one on the left is quite attractive
the one on the right... not so much
(Arahan, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)